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To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye...Roon sirbees...morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!... Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy...rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G: "You're very welcome."

coolangatta

'Copy' made me spit mine all over the desk

Very funny, I've had a few similar conversations.

SwissTony

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Devildog

jaytc2003

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thats brilliant.

Now in an email and forwarded around

Petem95

Reminds me of the last time I took a taxi!

D1CCY

Hilarious, some bits took me a while to figure out.

sti-04!!

Sti_Prodrive

LOOL geart stuff.. u lot should hear my dad u'll pi$$ ur self laughin all year long... Hes jst like russell peters & goodness gracious me

Leslie

Outstanding, you will have to come up with more like that-please

Les

r32

Egg selant, wheely furiny