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Old 05 December 2008, 12:27 PM
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Whoever passes laws can't possibly have read them as some of these are ridiculous:

Do not disturb eggs: MP reveals oddest laws - Yahoo! News UK

"Wilfully pretending to be a barrister"
"Disturbing a pack of eggs when instructed not to by an authorised officer"
"Offering for sale a game bird killed on a Sunday or Christmas day"

I put the Under Labour in brackets as I'm sure that all parties have introduced their share of stupid laws.

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Old 05 December 2008, 01:01 PM
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A friend of mine's a Police Inspector, he said that since Labour came to power he's seen more new laws introduced than at any time before, most of them he describes as petty and generally useless.
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3,600 new criminal offences since Labour took power :O Every single one of us is a criminal of one form or another in the eyes of the law !
Old 05 December 2008, 01:31 PM
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most new criminal laws appear to be badly thought out, knee-jerk reactions to whatever the press are bleating about that week and will get them a hundred or so more votes as they appear to be doing something
Old 05 December 2008, 03:37 PM
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I think it is because they are a bunch of incompetent space cadets!

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What else would you expect from centrally-controlling, micromanaging, the state knows besting socialists?
Old 05 December 2008, 04:22 PM
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Zanu Lab want everyone criminalised so they can harvest money and DNA from them.
Old 05 December 2008, 05:59 PM
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what is this zanu lab that people keep posting?
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Originally Posted by mart360
what is this zanu lab that people keep posting?
Good question!

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Originally Posted by mart360
what is this zanu lab that people keep posting?
no idea but zanu pf is mugabe's political party so maybe it's a veiled reference to that?
Old 07 December 2008, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mart360
what is this zanu lab that people keep posting?
It's just UB trying to be clever, and as always failing
Old 07 December 2008, 07:34 PM
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today i was refused a £2 box of sparklers in a discount shop as i didnt have a letter from an authority saying i was to be trusted with them. I had a rant and everyone around seemed to agree at how absurd it was. Unbelievable petty and typicall of the way this lot waste and squander our taxes on wrong things. D
Old 07 December 2008, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
Sorry to say, but in this case there's more than a grain of similarity between the two!!

Dave
Maybe in your mind Dave, but in reality.....?

I think you should perhaps read up on Zimbabwe under Mugabe then come back and apologise, for such a crass and ill thought out comment.

Or at the very least explain what the similarities are?
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
Sorry to say, but in this case there's more than a grain of similarity between the two!!

Dave
What, like...er.....two grains, amongst millions of grains do you mean
Old 08 December 2008, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin2005
Maybe in your mind Dave, but in reality.....?

I think you should perhaps read up on Zimbabwe under Mugabe then come back and apologise, for such a crass and ill thought out comment.

Or at the very least explain what the similarities are?
Martin, you have closed your mind to all those nasty little facilities they have been laying down for their use in the future!

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Old 08 December 2008, 12:05 PM
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And they've just revoked part of the banking act that meant the BoE had to declare how much money they are printing each week. Could the presses be about to go in to overdrive?
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
OK. A little tongue in cheek perhaps, but then maybe the only difference is the lack of violence towards opponents from Flash? Then again, maybe the only difference is the *degree of violence* .... but what I was thinking of was along the lines of theis little *cartoon* which is doing the rounds (and this is the first place I found it - not sure where it comes from originally) ...

The similarities between Robert Mugabe & Gordon Brown

And I think there is absolutely nothing to apologise for, except maybe to the people of Zimbabwe who suffer much more than we do. But then even Flash (and the rest of Nu Zanu!) should explain why they haven't removed Mugabe from power whilst being able to remove someone like, let's see, oh yes, Saddam Hussein! Even George Bush has apologised ( BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Bush regrets Iraqi WMD failure ) for the ****-up there.



Meant to be a *similar* saying to 'grain of truth'. Should have said 'more than a little similarity' .... OK? Better English for you?

Dave
Well I agree with your last point we should do more to get rid of Mugabe.

As for being similar, our genetic code is 90 odd percent the same a hallibut, does make us similar does it?
Old 08 December 2008, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Martin, you have closed your mind to all those nasty little facilities they have been laying down for their use in the future!

Les

Examples?
Old 08 December 2008, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
OK. A little tongue in cheek perhaps, but then maybe the only difference is the lack of violence towards opponents from Flash? Then again, maybe the only difference is the *degree of violence* .... but what I was thinking of was along the lines of theis little *cartoon* which is doing the rounds (and this is the first place I found it - not sure where it comes from originally) ...

The similarities between Robert Mugabe & Gordon Brown

And I think there is absolutely nothing to apologise for, except maybe to the people of Zimbabwe who suffer much more than we do. But then even Flash (and the rest of Nu Zanu!) should explain why they haven't removed Mugabe from power whilst being able to remove someone like, let's see, oh yes, Saddam Hussein! Even George Bush has apologised ( BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Bush regrets Iraqi WMD failure ) for the ****-up there.



Meant to be a *similar* saying to 'grain of truth'. Should have said 'more than a little similarity' .... OK? Better English for you?

Dave
NO! 'More than a little similarity' is even more ludicrous than a 'grain of truth'. You really need to get yourself a reality check. There's something wrong with your news gathering radar, Les's too.
Mugabe's people are starving on the streets, cholera, 1000's% inflation, money worthless, free press banned and you have the gall/stupidity to relate it to the UK government Get a fookin perspective on things or stop posting sh1te!!!
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