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Old 02 December 2008, 04:57 PM
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Annoyingly at work this year we are doing secret santa. Usually wouldnt be too bad but i have to get something for someone, for under £10 starting with the letter "Z".

Any ideas, nothing too rude although i work in the construction industry so kind of expected i guess.

Any ideas anyone?.
Old 02 December 2008, 05:09 PM
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ZZ Top's Greatest Hits.
Old 02 December 2008, 05:13 PM
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Zippy (from Rainbow)
Old 02 December 2008, 05:17 PM
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zippy and zz tops greatest hits are good ideas.
Old 02 December 2008, 05:20 PM
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12" ZEBEDEE SOFT BOUNCHING TOY ON SPRING - V GROOVY !!! on eBay, also Magic Roundabout, TV Characters, TV Film Character Toys, Toys Games (end time 26-Dec-08 05:28:10 GMT)
Old 02 December 2008, 05:27 PM
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The french slang word for dick is "zizi" (zee-zee). Does that help?
Old 02 December 2008, 05:56 PM
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Last time I had to buy for secret Santa was when I had to buy for the girl who was always on a diet.

I got her a chocolate cake

I realise "chocolate cake" doesn't start the letter "Z", but hopefully it'll inspire you not to go for the expected gifts
Old 02 December 2008, 06:04 PM
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WALKING FRAME WHEELS ON FRONT ADJUSTABLE HEIGHT ZIMMER on eBay, also Walkers, Mobility Equipment, Mobility, Disability Medical, Health Beauty (end time 03-Dec-08 19:45:00 GMT)

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Old 02 December 2008, 06:25 PM
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2 Zinger Tower meals?

I'd appreciate that.
Old 02 December 2008, 06:36 PM
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Or stretch the budget a little, this is cool:

Crawling Zombie Animated Toy
Old 02 December 2008, 08:09 PM
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Does not help you now but the last person who tried this at work, was told that if she had time to mess around with secret Santa then obviously has too much time on her hands so got given more work to do !

Richard

PS are Zulu's available ??
Old 02 December 2008, 08:19 PM
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Zip ties?

I once did this and got someone to do me a dvd with a variety of the nastiest **** he could find, animals the lots. The guy never knew who got it him, never mentioned it either
Old 02 December 2008, 08:57 PM
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I was once bought a pink nodding poodle because they thought it was funny what with me being a thug type with an Impreza an all That was the funniest one...
This year I have bah humbugged my way out of partaking in such tripe and folley
That said, if I had to buy someone something for under a tenner beginning with Z it would be a Zukini (cant be bothered with spell check though )
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Originally Posted by STi-Frenchie
The french slang word for dick is "zizi" (zee-zee). Does that help?
Yuk, I was there for a meal last Friday night. Twas quite nice. They must do gift vouchers.

Welcome to Zizzi

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Old 02 December 2008, 10:48 PM
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Guaranteed to keep any bloke amused for hours

Wooden Toy
Old 02 December 2008, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Guaranteed to keep any bloke amused for hours

Wooden Toy
That looks just brilliant fun!
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
That looks just brilliant fun!
Wrong shape for you. Not round enough with a couple of spots on them
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A pint of zythum ?
Old 02 December 2008, 11:02 PM
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or if (s)he is a thick as **** retarded backward thinking devolved cretin - a zodiac chart

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No one has mentioned Zebadee yet!
Old 02 December 2008, 11:09 PM
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or Zorro
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by him a bunch of bricks and tell him to build a stepped pyramid
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IMHO

Tell them to stuff their secret Santa....every year I refuse to take part in our annual office 'waste of cash'.

You spend £5 or £10 on a pile of crap for someone that 9 times out of 10 you couldn't give a toss about, the paltry gift then stays in their desk drawer until next year. FFS, someone here received a jar of 'pickled fruit' one year

Suggested to my department this year (and last) that instead of frittering away cash, we should all take our £10 and collectively buy stuff from UNICEF.

UNICEF SHOP - Inspired Gifts
Old 03 December 2008, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by rsarjantson
PS are Zulu's available ??
Isnt slavery banned now?
Old 03 December 2008, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
No one has mentioned Zebadee yet!

Hhhm... what's made you blind...

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Old 03 December 2008, 09:23 AM
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Oops!!
Old 03 December 2008, 10:20 AM
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some good ideas, like the zebbedee bit.

as much as it probably is a waste of time and money i am jumping on the bandwagon as i will be the only one not doing it.
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just ordered zz tops greatest hits on dvd from play.com for £7.99.

that will do the trick.
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An envelope with a big "Z" on the front and a £10 note on the inside.


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