Secret Santa
 

Annoyingly at work this year we are doing secret santa. Usually wouldnt be too bad but i have to get something for someone, for under £10 starting with the letter "Z".

Any ideas, nothing too rude although i work in the construction industry so kind of expected i guess.

Any ideas anyone?.

Zebra???

Dave

PS: NOT a real one!!! Doh ...

ZZ Top's Greatest Hits.

Zippy (from Rainbow) :D

zippy and zz tops greatest hits are good ideas.

The french slang word for dick is "zizi" (zee-zee). Does that help?

Last time I had to buy for secret Santa was when I had to buy for the girl who was always on a diet. :rolleyes:

I got her a chocolate cake :p

I realise "chocolate cake" doesn't start the letter "Z", but hopefully it'll inspire you not to go for the expected gifts :thumb:

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2 Zinger Tower meals?

I'd appreciate that.

Or stretch the budget a little, this is cool:

Crawling Zombie Animated Toy

Does not help you now but the last person who tried this at work, was told that if she had time to mess around with secret Santa then obviously has too much time on her hands so got given more work to do !

Richard

PS are Zulu's available ??

Zip ties?

I once did this and got someone to do me a dvd with a variety of the nastiest porn he could find, animals the lots. The guy never knew who got it him, never mentioned it either :D

I was once bought a pink nodding poodle because they thought it was funny what with me being a thug type with an Impreza an all :lol1: That was the funniest one...
This year I have bah humbugged my way out of partaking in such tripe and folley :D
That said, if I had to buy someone something for under a tenner beginning with Z it would be a Zukini (cant be bothered with spell check though ;))

Yuk, I was there for a meal last Friday night. Twas quite nice. They must do gift vouchers.

Welcome to Zizzi

Guaranteed to keep any bloke amused for hours :lol1:

Wooden Toy

That looks just brilliant fun! :thumb: :D

Wrong shape for you. Not round enough with a couple of spots on them :lol1:

A pint of zythum ?

or if (s)he is a thick as fook retarded backward thinking devolved cretin - a zodiac chart

:D

No one has mentioned Zebadee yet! :nono: :D

or Zorro

by him a bunch of bricks and tell him to build a stepped pyramid ;)

IMHO

Tell them to stuff their secret Santa....every year I refuse to take part in our annual office 'waste of cash'.

You spend £5 or £10 on a pile of crap for someone that 9 times out of 10 you couldn't give a toss about, the paltry gift then stays in their desk drawer until next year. FFS, someone here received a jar of 'pickled fruit' one year :cuckoo:

Suggested to my department this year (and last) that instead of frittering away cash, we should all take our £10 and collectively buy stuff from UNICEF.

UNICEF SHOP - Inspired Gifts

Isnt slavery banned now? :wonder:

Hhhm... what's made you blind... :wonder:

Post #6 Stevie

:D

Oops!! :D

some good ideas, like the zebbedee bit.

as much as it probably is a waste of time and money i am jumping on the bandwagon as i will be the only one not doing it.

just ordered zz tops greatest hits on dvd from play.com for £7.99.

that will do the trick.

An envelope with a big "Z" on the front and a £10 note on the inside.