I nearly had a fight in a cafe this morning.
01 December 2008, 09:06 PM
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I nearly had a fight in a cafe this morning.
Went out for brekkie as a treat and I asked the waiter bloke for tea with toast and marmalade.
He asked what kind of marmalade I wanted and I asked what kinds he had.
It was only when I had him by the throat that I realised he'd said "thick CUT"
He asked what kind of marmalade I wanted and I asked what kinds he had.
It was only when I had him by the throat that I realised he'd said "thick CUT"
01 December 2008, 09:31 PM
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Seriously though, i surprised myself the other day in London, was in "Dirty Dicks" (its a pub near Liverpool st station) and a drunk came up and said "Alright mate" and stuck his head into my chest in a friendly but way over familiar way, I was talking to a mate (wasnt drunk in the slightest) I hadn't seen in ages and the intrusion was unwelcome so I just said "Eyup Mate" and pushed him very gently away after a few seconds of cuddle and he said "Ave you got a problem" in a Cocke-er-nee accent so I prepared a "Strike" of the short but to the point type but my mate Tony (older/Wiser) went MARK.....NO (like I am a naughty Dog) and stopped me punching the **** on the nose which I was grateful for.
After the event he said he new I was meaning to go for it as my left hand came up, I am right handed but prefer the element of surprise, I surprised myself, I don't consider myself aggressive but without much provocation I was ready to go to fists without entering into much of a dialog, I think over the years I have realised that if I am being pushed to react straight away as the outcome is always the same, being 38 and not overly fit didn't enter into it as my assailtant I had weighed up as being toast on the first slap.
Glad Tony stopped me as a night in the Met Hilton or Local A and E depending on how it went was not an option, and thats not me, honest.
After the event he said he new I was meaning to go for it as my left hand came up, I am right handed but prefer the element of surprise, I surprised myself, I don't consider myself aggressive but without much provocation I was ready to go to fists without entering into much of a dialog, I think over the years I have realised that if I am being pushed to react straight away as the outcome is always the same, being 38 and not overly fit didn't enter into it as my assailtant I had weighed up as being toast on the first slap.
Glad Tony stopped me as a night in the Met Hilton or Local A and E depending on how it went was not an option, and thats not me, honest.
Last edited by J4CKO; 01 December 2008 at 09:32 PM.
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