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Old 14 November 2008, 04:42 PM
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She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast, Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to
make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.

A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken


Swiss *make mine a runny egg * Tony 04

Old 14 November 2008, 04:45 PM
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Hehe not bad that made me laugh it's ok swissy you are safe for now
Old 14 November 2008, 04:48 PM
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Torn between laughing and groaning
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Originally Posted by SwissTony

Swiss *make mine a runny egg * Tony 04
Old 14 November 2008, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Torn between laughing and groaning


so was she...........
Old 14 November 2008, 05:25 PM
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Sounds like my mate and his mrs lol
Old 14 November 2008, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by cossie-nutter
Sounds like my mate and his mrs lol
You know Swissy too then

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Old 14 November 2008, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by cossie-nutter
Sounds like my mate and his mrs lol
You know when people start a story

" I have a mate................"


We all know that you mean YOU
Old 14 November 2008, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast, Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to
make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all,
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt
still around her neck.

A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken


Swiss *make mine a runny egg * Tony 04

So he got a runny egg and she got hers fertilised?!?
Old 14 November 2008, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Torn between laughing and groaning
Are you his misses?
Old 14 November 2008, 09:48 PM
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Old 15 November 2008, 11:42 AM
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Very funny!

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Old 15 November 2008, 11:49 AM
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Haha made me chuckle

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