My ex-wife asked me what reincarnation is...
24 October 2008, 09:32 PM
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My ex-wife asked me what reincarnation is...
So I explained....
"When you die you come back as something else."
She said, "I want to come back as a pig."
I said, "You're not fvcking listening!"
"When you die you come back as something else."
She said, "I want to come back as a pig."
I said, "You're not fvcking listening!"
24 October 2008, 09:42 PM
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Well... When she was in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, "Get this out of me, give me drugs" etc...
She turns to me and says "You did this to me you fvcker"
I replied casually...
"If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your **** but you said", "Fvck off it'll be too painful"
It's a joke!
She turns to me and says "You did this to me you fvcker"
I replied casually...
"If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your **** but you said", "Fvck off it'll be too painful"
It's a joke!
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