scoobybubbles

Im so cruel at times! my little girl banged her elbow today and i rubbed it, and she said 'i need to lick it mummy!!'
I told her if she could lick it i'd give her £1000 , not that she has any concept of money at her age, but it was a whole lot of fun watching her trying to lick her elbow!!!!

she nearly did it to !!!

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

Hmm, just tried it, you're right, it's impossible

richs2891

Well suppose it takes here mind off the banged elbow !

Richard

Klaatu

That's wicked....but I am sure oh so funny. It's like asking your "kids" to ask mum for a "fork 'n' spoon", that usually raises things a bit.

davegtt

I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then?

odds

You might not get the money, but I'm sure a lot more women will be interested in you, now that you've divulged that piece of information.

TelBoy

I can't touch my left shoulder with my left hand.

GC8

Do you walk around looking as though you should be holding a roll of carpet.....?

davegtt

Well I charge a high fee for my services so Im sure I'll end up with the money eventually

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

Queue up here ladies, I'm his manager

scoobybubbles

and what services do you supply?

davegtt

Everything has a price bubbles

scoobybubbles

well the other half has a pretty damn good tongue! so i'l not be needing you for those services! but hey if your anygood for anything else!! please let me know , and we'l sort out a price! lol

Geezer

You'd better hope she ain't like the loads of people who can lick their elbows then

Geezer

MMT WRX

And have you sampled the quality of service.

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

Good lord no

This is strictly a business arrangement. Now are you interested in him or not? He goes both ways you know, just ask 'Gary'

Lee247

davegtt

Stop trying to pimp me out

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

Licking elbows <------------------------------------------short timespan ----------------------------> licking windows

HTH

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

Dave can do that too you know, he's multi-functional, albeit a bit slow on the larger glass offices in some of the bigger cities

He usually picks up quite a bit of work form the females in said offices though as he licks his way up (or down)

TelBoy

Finest Axminster i'll have you know





Are they still going?

Lee247

sarasquares

iTrader: (1)

you are meant to lick the girls elbow

dpb

Euro genious !!

scoobybubbles

GUess WHat!!!! The little minx tried and tried all day, and while telling her daddy last night , she tried again! and the little monkey did it!!!!

So i do believe i owe my daughter a thousand pounds!!!

Torquemada

pmsl. When I was younger I would have cut my arm off to be able to win the £1000 (yeah, super clever, lol). Haha, well done to the nipper

boxst

Plus the hospital bills for a slightly dislocated shoulder ...

Steve

Klaatu

Pobably after you've extracted an extremely (Hopefully) hot poker from ones' rectal orifice, after applying coupious amounts of Prep-H!

PeteBrant

Outstretch your arms to either side of your body. Turn your arms so your elbows are pointing downwards. Now bend your arms (As if you were flexing your muscles). Women will be able to lay thier palms flat on thier shoulders. Men won't.





I think.

Removed.

I can with one arm, not the other