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scoobybubbles 20 October 2008 01:16 PM
she couldnt lick her elbow!! BUT SHE DID IT LAST NIGHT!!!
 
Im so cruel at times! my little girl banged her elbow today and i rubbed it, and she said 'i need to lick it mummy!!'
I told her if she could lick it i'd give her £1000 , not that she has any concept of money at her age, but it was a whole lot of fun watching her trying to lick her elbow!!!!

she nearly did it to !!! :lol1:

Scoobychick 20 October 2008 01:16 PM
Hmm, just tried it, you're right, it's impossible :D

richs2891 20 October 2008 01:20 PM
Well suppose it takes here mind off the banged elbow !

Richard

Klaatu 20 October 2008 01:21 PM
That's wicked....but I am sure oh so funny. It's like asking your "kids" to ask mum for a "fork 'n' spoon", that usually raises things a bit.

davegtt 20 October 2008 01:27 PM
I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then? :D :p

odds 20 October 2008 01:32 PM
Originally Posted by davegtt (Post 8210393)
I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then? :D :p
You might not get the money, but I'm sure a lot more women will be interested in you, now that you've divulged that piece of information. ;)

TelBoy 20 October 2008 01:33 PM
I can't touch my left shoulder with my left hand. :)

GC8 20 October 2008 01:39 PM
Do you walk around looking as though you should be holding a roll of carpet.....?

davegtt 20 October 2008 01:39 PM
Originally Posted by odds (Post 8210408)
You might not get the money, but I'm sure a lot more women will be interested in you, now that you've divulged that piece of information. ;)
Well I charge a high fee for my services so Im sure I'll end up with the money eventually :lol1:

Scoobychick 20 October 2008 01:41 PM
Originally Posted by davegtt (Post 8210393)
I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then? :D :p
Queue up here ladies, I'm his manager :D

scoobybubbles 20 October 2008 01:47 PM
Originally Posted by davegtt (Post 8210429)
Well I charge a high fee for my services so Im sure I'll end up with the money eventually :lol1:
and what services do you supply?

davegtt 20 October 2008 01:53 PM
Everything has a price bubbles :D

scoobybubbles 20 October 2008 01:58 PM
well the other half has a pretty damn good tongue! so i'l not be needing you for those services! but hey if your anygood for anything else!! please let me know , and we'l sort out a price! lol

Geezer 20 October 2008 02:01 PM
Originally Posted by scoobybubbles (Post 8210360)
Im so cruel at times! my little girl banged her elbow today and i rubbed it, and she said 'i need to lick it mummy!!'
I told her if she could lick it i'd give her £1000 , not that she has any concept of money at her age, but it was a whole lot of fun watching her trying to lick her elbow!!!!

she nearly did it to !!! :lol1:
You'd better hope she ain't like the loads of people who can lick their elbows then ;)

Geezer

MMT WRX 20 October 2008 02:43 PM
Originally Posted by Scoobychick (Post 8210435)
Queue up here ladies, I'm his manager :D
And have you sampled the quality of service. :p :D

Scoobychick 20 October 2008 02:49 PM
Originally Posted by MMT WRX (Post 8210564)
And have you sampled the quality of service. :p :D
Good lord no :lol1:

This is strictly a business arrangement. Now are you interested in him or not? He goes both ways you know, just ask 'Gary' ;) :D

Lee247 20 October 2008 02:50 PM
Originally Posted by GC8 (Post 8210427)
Do you walk around looking as though you should be holding a roll of carpet.....?
:lol1:

davegtt 20 October 2008 02:58 PM
:lol1: Stop trying to pimp me out :D

SwissTony 20 October 2008 03:00 PM
Licking elbows <------------------------------------------short timespan ----------------------------> licking windows

HTH :thumb:

Scoobychick 20 October 2008 03:03 PM
Originally Posted by SwissTony (Post 8210595)
Licking elbows <------------------------------------------short timespan ----------------------------> licking windows

HTH :thumb:
Dave can do that too you know, he's multi-functional, albeit a bit slow on the larger glass offices in some of the bigger cities :thumb:

He usually picks up quite a bit of work form the females in said offices though as he licks his way up (or down) :D

TelBoy 20 October 2008 03:04 PM
Originally Posted by 84of300 (Post 8210573)
:lol1:

Finest Axminster i'll have you know :mad:





Are they still going? :Suspiciou

Lee247 20 October 2008 03:08 PM
Originally Posted by TelBoy (Post 8210606)
Finest Axminster i'll have you know :mad:





Are they still going? :Suspiciou
:lol1::lol1:

sarasquares 20 October 2008 05:09 PM
Originally Posted by davegtt (Post 8210393)
I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then? :D :p

you are meant to lick the girls elbow :D

dpb 20 October 2008 05:16 PM
Euro genious !! :wonder:

scoobybubbles 21 October 2008 09:52 AM
GUess WHat!!!! The little minx tried and tried all day, and while telling her daddy last night , she tried again! and the little monkey did it!!!!

So i do believe i owe my daughter a thousand pounds!!!:eek2:

Torquemada 21 October 2008 12:19 PM
Originally Posted by scoobybubbles (Post 8212424)
GUess WHat!!!! The little minx tried and tried all day, and while telling her daddy last night , she tried again! and the little monkey did it!!!!

So i do believe i owe my daughter a thousand pounds!!!:eek2:
pmsl. When I was younger I would have cut my arm off to be able to win the £1000 (yeah, super clever, lol). Haha, well done to the nipper :lol1:

boxst 21 October 2008 12:30 PM
Originally Posted by scoobybubbles (Post 8212424)
GUess WHat!!!! The little minx tried and tried all day, and while telling her daddy last night , she tried again! and the little monkey did it!!!!

So i do believe i owe my daughter a thousand pounds!!!:eek2:
Plus the hospital bills for a slightly dislocated shoulder ...

Steve

Klaatu 21 October 2008 12:38 PM
Originally Posted by TelBoy (Post 8210409)
I can't touch my left shoulder with my left hand. :)
Pobably after you've extracted an extremely (Hopefully) hot poker from ones' rectal orifice, after applying coupious amounts of Prep-H!

PeteBrant 21 October 2008 12:45 PM
Outstretch your arms to either side of your body. Turn your arms so your elbows are pointing downwards. Now bend your arms (As if you were flexing your muscles). Women will be able to lay thier palms flat on thier shoulders. Men won't.





I think.

Removed. 21 October 2008 08:36 PM
Originally Posted by PeteBrant (Post 8212778)
Outstretch your arms to either side of your body. Turn your arms so your elbows are pointing downwards. Now bend your arms (As if you were flexing your muscles). Women will be able to lay thier palms flat on thier shoulders. Men won't.





I think.
I can with one arm, not the other:confused:


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