she couldnt lick her elbow!! BUT SHE DID IT LAST NIGHT!!!
Im so cruel at times! my little girl banged her elbow today and i rubbed it, and she said 'i need to lick it mummy!!'
I told her if she could lick it i'd give her £1000 , not that she has any concept of money at her age, but it was a whole lot of fun watching her trying to lick her elbow!!!! she nearly did it to !!! :lol1: |
Hmm, just tried it, you're right, it's impossible :D
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Well suppose it takes here mind off the banged elbow !
Richard |
That's wicked....but I am sure oh so funny. It's like asking your "kids" to ask mum for a "fork 'n' spoon", that usually raises things a bit.
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I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then? :D :p
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Originally Posted by davegtt
(Post 8210393)
I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then? :D :p
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I can't touch my left shoulder with my left hand. :)
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Do you walk around looking as though you should be holding a roll of carpet.....?
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Originally Posted by odds
(Post 8210408)
You might not get the money, but I'm sure a lot more women will be interested in you, now that you've divulged that piece of information. ;)
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Originally Posted by davegtt
(Post 8210393)
I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then? :D :p
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Originally Posted by davegtt
(Post 8210429)
Well I charge a high fee for my services so Im sure I'll end up with the money eventually :lol1:
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Everything has a price bubbles :D
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well the other half has a pretty damn good tongue! so i'l not be needing you for those services! but hey if your anygood for anything else!! please let me know , and we'l sort out a price! lol
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Originally Posted by scoobybubbles
(Post 8210360)
Im so cruel at times! my little girl banged her elbow today and i rubbed it, and she said 'i need to lick it mummy!!'
I told her if she could lick it i'd give her £1000 , not that she has any concept of money at her age, but it was a whole lot of fun watching her trying to lick her elbow!!!! she nearly did it to !!! :lol1: Geezer |
Originally Posted by Scoobychick
(Post 8210435)
Queue up here ladies, I'm his manager :D
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Originally Posted by MMT WRX
(Post 8210564)
And have you sampled the quality of service. :p :D
This is strictly a business arrangement. Now are you interested in him or not? He goes both ways you know, just ask 'Gary' ;) :D |
Originally Posted by GC8
(Post 8210427)
Do you walk around looking as though you should be holding a roll of carpet.....?
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:lol1: Stop trying to pimp me out :D
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Licking elbows <------------------------------------------short timespan ----------------------------> licking windows
HTH :thumb: |
Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 8210595)
Licking elbows <------------------------------------------short timespan ----------------------------> licking windows
HTH :thumb: He usually picks up quite a bit of work form the females in said offices though as he licks his way up (or down) :D |
Originally Posted by 84of300
(Post 8210573)
:lol1:
Finest Axminster i'll have you know :mad: Are they still going? :Suspiciou |
Originally Posted by TelBoy
(Post 8210606)
Finest Axminster i'll have you know :mad:
Are they still going? :Suspiciou |
Originally Posted by davegtt
(Post 8210393)
I have a long tongue and can lick my elbow. Do I get that £1000 then? :D :p
you are meant to lick the girls elbow :D |
Euro genious !! :wonder:
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GUess WHat!!!! The little minx tried and tried all day, and while telling her daddy last night , she tried again! and the little monkey did it!!!!
So i do believe i owe my daughter a thousand pounds!!!:eek2: |
Originally Posted by scoobybubbles
(Post 8212424)
GUess WHat!!!! The little minx tried and tried all day, and while telling her daddy last night , she tried again! and the little monkey did it!!!!
So i do believe i owe my daughter a thousand pounds!!!:eek2: |
Originally Posted by scoobybubbles
(Post 8212424)
GUess WHat!!!! The little minx tried and tried all day, and while telling her daddy last night , she tried again! and the little monkey did it!!!!
So i do believe i owe my daughter a thousand pounds!!!:eek2: Steve |
Originally Posted by TelBoy
(Post 8210409)
I can't touch my left shoulder with my left hand. :)
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Outstretch your arms to either side of your body. Turn your arms so your elbows are pointing downwards. Now bend your arms (As if you were flexing your muscles). Women will be able to lay thier palms flat on thier shoulders. Men won't.
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
(Post 8212778)
Outstretch your arms to either side of your body. Turn your arms so your elbows are pointing downwards. Now bend your arms (As if you were flexing your muscles). Women will be able to lay thier palms flat on thier shoulders. Men won't.
I think. |
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