Dog/cat
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17 October 2008, 08:33 PM
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17 October 2008, 10:00 PM
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Depending upon the time of day the dog would say either 'feed me, muppet', 'get the lead, muppet', or 'p!ss off muppet, I'm trying to sleep'
17 October 2008, 10:07 PM
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You once said that you talk to your badgers, Jamie 
My cats would say to me "Get out of bed, you moron! I need food RIGHT NOW!" "God! You are so annoying! Always picking me up, and cuddling me!" "Go on! Get off your backside, go and do something useful while I have a snooze on the sattee
" "This laptop is MINE, MINE, MINE! I lord around on the keyboard (when and as I please), typing some serious sh!te while you take the credit of being an internet plonker!
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It's believable that dogs think they are human, cats think they are Gods
My cats would say to me "Get out of bed, you moron! I need food RIGHT NOW!" "God! You are so annoying! Always picking me up, and cuddling me!" "Go on! Get off your backside, go and do something useful while I have a snooze on the sattee
" "This laptop is MINE, MINE, MINE! I lord around on the keyboard (when and as I please), typing some serious sh!te while you take the credit of being an internet plonker!" It's believable that dogs think they are human, cats think they are Gods
17 October 2008, 10:21 PM
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Dylan (Staffi-LabX) "Are you looking at me ?"
Sam "Walkies ?"
Lucy "Feed me !"
NO cat would lower itself to speak to a mere human !
LOL
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Sam "Walkies ?"
Lucy "Feed me !"
NO cat would lower itself to speak to a mere human !
LOL
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17 October 2008, 10:29 PM
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Hello Miss th yes i do talk to My badgers 
they are now in hibernation mode some of nrs should do it.......... four weeks time then kip time
cats are not gods they are just stupid........... dogs come 1st then cats then melee
* slaps swatie on the **** for being cheeky*
they are now in hibernation mode some of nrs should do it.......... four weeks time then kip time
cats are not gods they are just stupid........... dogs come 1st then cats then melee
* slaps swatie on the **** for being cheeky*
18 October 2008, 12:12 AM
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Siamese Cat to GSD: Shift fat ***, I want past
GSD to Siamese Cat: Tough
Siamese Cat to GSD: Move it Mister, hiss, scratch, NOW
GSD: Ok Ok, what's the hurry. On my way
GSD to Siamese Cat: Tough
Siamese Cat to GSD: Move it Mister, hiss, scratch, NOW
GSD: Ok Ok, what's the hurry. On my way
18 October 2008, 12:18 AM
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Cat: mieow mieow mieow mieeeeeeeeeeeeeow mieow mieow mieow mieooooooooooooooooow!!
Roughly translated, I think she is saying mieow..
Roughly translated, I think she is saying mieow..
18 October 2008, 12:20 AM
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18 October 2008, 03:41 PM
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20 October 2008, 01:13 PM
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You b@stard! (I should qualify that statement. I got his cat nuts cut off, and I kid you not...that's what his eyes was telling me)
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20 October 2008, 06:56 PM
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My GSD and Siamese cat had a major scrap in the garden this morning. Jet ran up to the cat who just pounced on his snout, claws bared. Barking, hissing, spitting. Christ what a racket.
Cat won, only because Jet is such a friendly chap. Cat is strutting around, lording it. Jet is just watching and plotting his revenge. You can see it in his eyes
Cat won, only because Jet is such a friendly chap. Cat is strutting around, lording it. Jet is just watching and plotting his revenge. You can see it in his eyes
