Dog/cat
 

If your dog or cat could talk what do you think he/she would say to you:wonder:

Gimmee biscuits!!!!!!! :freak3:

open the f*ckin door probably :lol1:

"You're a **** but I put up with you because I have to, now get me my lead and walk bitch" :D

Pipster would say dig me out of this hole ;)

Dog would definitely ask for more food and the cat probably wouldn`t say anything unless I spoke to her first.

Sorry didnt realise I offended you that much :(












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"Would you please leave me alone so I can lick my balls.... Oh, where did they go?"

You mean yours dont talk?

I do not have a cat or dog.

Speaking to the staff is definitely beneath my cat :nono:


Depending upon the time of day the dog would say either 'feed me, muppet', 'get the lead, muppet', or 'p!ss off muppet, I'm trying to sleep' :rolleyes:

You once said that you talk to your badgers, Jamie :D

My cats would say to me "Get out of bed, you moron! I need food RIGHT NOW!" "God! You are so annoying! Always picking me up, and cuddling me!" "Go on! Get off your backside, go and do something useful while I have a snooze on the sattee :thumb: " "This laptop is MINE, MINE, MINE! I lord around on the keyboard (when and as I please), typing some serious sh!te while you take the credit of being an internet plonker!:razz:" :lol1:

It's believable that dogs think they are human, cats think they are Gods :rolleyes: :D

Dylan (Staffi-LabX) "Are you looking at me ?"

Sam "Walkies ?"

Lucy "Feed me !"

NO cat would lower itself to speak to a mere human !

LOL

DunxC

Hello Miss th yes i do talk to My badgers :)

they are now in hibernation mode some of nrs should do it.......... four weeks time then kip time :)

cats are not gods they are just stupid........... dogs come 1st then cats then melee :)

* slaps swatie on the arse for being cheeky* ;)

Siamese Cat to GSD: Shift fat ass, I want past

GSD to Siamese Cat: Tough

Siamese Cat to GSD: Move it Mister, hiss, scratch, NOW

GSD: Ok Ok, what's the hurry. On my way

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Cat: mieow mieow mieow mieeeeeeeeeeeeeow mieow mieow mieow mieooooooooooooooooow!!

Roughly translated, I think she is saying mieow..:wonder:

:lol1: He is a boy so says, meeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwfcukereeeeeeeeeeeoooooooowwww wwww

Dog: Sausages..... Walls

Is that the fluffy thing you have mrs 83 of 299 :lol1:

Who you calling pussy :D

No one but considering you are here YOU :)

Cat:

I AM BETTER THAN YOU, BOW TO ME PUNY HUMAN.

after my evening meal my 2 border collies sit by my side and grumble till I get up and give them their ice cream

Faster Dad, faster! :lol1:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...e/P1000288.jpg

Feed me seymore :D

You b@stard! (I should qualify that statement. I got his cat nuts cut off, and I kid you not...that's what his eyes was telling me)

Dog: "You dirty B**tard!"

Me:"Harsh...but fair!"
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Dogs and Cats talking, meh this brings back bad memories of my mushroom fuelled days

lol

My GSD and Siamese cat had a major scrap in the garden this morning. Jet ran up to the cat who just pounced on his snout, claws bared. Barking, hissing, spitting. Christ what a racket.

Cat won, only because Jet is such a friendly chap. Cat is strutting around, lording it. Jet is just watching and plotting his revenge. You can see it in his eyes :lol1:

Mine would say, "I am a Dog, please stop Anthropomorphising me"

We he would when we get him on Sunday, only six more days.