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At family weddings old aunts used to prod me saying your next. They soon stopped when i started doing the same to them at funerals
Never argue with an idiot , they will beat you with experience and only bring you down to their level .
these are two of my favorites
At family weddings old aunts used to prod me saying your next. They soon stopped when i started doing the same to them at funerals
Never argue with an idiot , they will beat you with experience and only bring you down to their level .
these are two of my favorites
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Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labour.
Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Agony - Not all pain is gain.
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much f*cked no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labour.
Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Agony - Not all pain is gain.
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much f*cked no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
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Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labour.
Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Agony - Not all pain is gain.
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much f*cked no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labour.
Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Agony - Not all pain is gain.
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much f*cked no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
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