HankScorpio

oldsplice

Yeah, but your toast will be covered in cat hairs.

Torquemada

MmmmMmmmm, cat-hairs.....

oldsplice

Bugger! Should have put '***** hairs'

LG John

Lol, this reminds me of that thread where the Corvette owner thought he'd achieved the ultimate in free power and zero emissions by plumbing the exhaust manifolds straight back into the air intake

Torquemada

Torquemada

What?....that doesn't work?!?

AndyC_772

iTrader: (2)

Nor does porting your valve guides by sticking a hose from your air intake into a bucket of sand... allegedly

Trouble with the original suggestion is that if the cat lands on its feet, the toast never actually lands at all - so it can stay buttered side up without violating Sod's law. Shame...

HankScorpio

That's the whole point, neither lands, it's anti-gravity.

Tam the bam

Only one way to find out... FIGH.. oops

*Pops bread in the toaster and goes to find neighbours ******

LG John

You could attach a slice of toast to each of the cats paws with the buttered side facing into the paw

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

I always butter both sides of the toast, that way I always have a 50% chance of getting it right when I drop it

Torquemada

Just tie a wee bit o string to the crust of your toast and loop it round your wrist. Perfecto