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10 October 2008, 02:22 PM
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Hope this might cheer a few of you up,one of my neighbours flames,polish I think...
,untaxed car clamped this very hour,damn why did I go out..
Pity he's a nice bloke,early morning calls trying to park or slamming car doors,usually around 2am.
Something's wrong with it as he has to over rev it,they asked if I would fit a clutch cable,I said weigh it in but they said it was worth tooooooooooooo much..not now perhaps...
,untaxed car clamped this very hour,damn why did I go out..Pity he's a nice bloke,early morning calls trying to park or slamming car doors,usually around 2am.
Something's wrong with it as he has to over rev it,they asked if I would fit a clutch cable,I said weigh it in but they said it was worth tooooooooooooo much..not now perhaps...
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This is it in Polish....honest
"Mają nadzieję to móc witać niewielką ilość was ,jed z moich ogni sąsiadów,język polski (blask) obmyślam... ,*untaxed* samochód (wagon) spoił (spojony; przymocował; przymocowany) ten (to) bardzo godzina,przeklinają dlaczego zrobił wychodzę.. Współczucie on jest przyjemny *bloke*,wczesny (wcześnie) rano (poranny) woła (dzwoni do; dzwonek; na żądanie; żąda) próbujący (wypróbowujący; wypróbowywanie; trudny) zakładać park (parkować; park) albo trzaskający samochodowymi drzwiami,zwykle okolo 2 jestem. *Something's* nieprawidłowy (nieprawidłowo) z tym jak (ponieważ) on ma do nad *rev* to,one zapytali jeżeli dostosowywałbym (pasować) ściskają kabel (depesza),ważą to w ale one to był warte *tooooooooooooo* wiele (wielka ilość; dużo)..nie teraz prawdopodobnie... "
"Mają nadzieję to móc witać niewielką ilość was ,jed z moich ogni sąsiadów,język polski (blask) obmyślam... ,*untaxed* samochód (wagon) spoił (spojony; przymocował; przymocowany) ten (to) bardzo godzina,przeklinają dlaczego zrobił wychodzę.. Współczucie on jest przyjemny *bloke*,wczesny (wcześnie) rano (poranny) woła (dzwoni do; dzwonek; na żądanie; żąda) próbujący (wypróbowujący; wypróbowywanie; trudny) zakładać park (parkować; park) albo trzaskający samochodowymi drzwiami,zwykle okolo 2 jestem. *Something's* nieprawidłowy (nieprawidłowo) z tym jak (ponieważ) on ma do nad *rev* to,one zapytali jeżeli dostosowywałbym (pasować) ściskają kabel (depesza),ważą to w ale one to był warte *tooooooooooooo* wiele (wielka ilość; dużo)..nie teraz prawdopodobnie... "
10 October 2008, 02:49 PM
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Just about deciphered it....it was the small "p" in polish that lead me to think it was the Meguires variety. "Flames" took me a bit longer as I was expecting to see the car alight but eventually settled it being a substitute for girlfriend.
I guess the "nice bloke" comment was irony
Does that help
Shaun
Just about deciphered it....it was the small "p" in polish that lead me to think it was the Meguires variety. "Flames" took me a bit longer as I was expecting to see the car alight but eventually settled it being a substitute for girlfriend.
I guess the "nice bloke" comment was irony
Does that help
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Hope this might cheer a few of you up.
One of my neighbours boyfriend,Polish I think,untaxed car was clamped,damn why did I go out!?
Pity,he's a nice bloke with his early morning calls trying to park or slamming car doors,usually around 2am.
Something's wrong with it as he has to over rev it.
Previously they asked if I would fit a clutch cable but I said no weigh it in,they said it was worth too much..not now perhaps...
One of my neighbours boyfriend,Polish I think,untaxed car was clamped,damn why did I go out!?
Pity,he's a nice bloke with his early morning calls trying to park or slamming car doors,usually around 2am.
Something's wrong with it as he has to over rev it.
Previously they asked if I would fit a clutch cable but I said no weigh it in,they said it was worth too much..not now perhaps...
I apologise is this any better?
I won't edit the original post even though it was shameful,does that make more sense,I wrote it as if I was talking to someone..damn
Thanks......
10 October 2008, 02:55 PM
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Ok, I think he meant this :
My neighbour's Polish girlfriend has had her untaxed car clamped. Unfortunately I wasn't there to witness it. My neighbour isn't a very nice chap : he slams the car door & revs the engine very loudly at unsociable hours. He thinks there is a problem with the car which necessitates him revving it so much. He asked me to fit a new clutch cable but I told him the car is not worth the cost of the new cable and should be scrapped. However, my neighbour disagrees.
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Just incase any Polish feel victimised, i have taken the time to translate to your native tongue..
Mój sąsiad jest polska dziewczyna miała swojego samochodu nieopodatkowanego zamocowana. Niestety nie byłem tam świadkiem go. Mój sąsiad nie jest bardzo ładny chap: On slams drzwi samochodu i obr silnik bardzo głośno na nietowarzyski godzin. On myśli, że istnieje problem z samochodem, który wymaga revving mu tak wiele. Zapytał mnie pasują do nowego kabla, ale sprzęgło Mówiłem mu samochód nie jest wart kosztów nowego kabla i powinno być złomowany. Jednakże, mój sąsiad nie zgadza.
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Hope this might cheer a few of you up,one of my neighbours flames,polish I think... ,untaxed car clamped this very hour,damn why did I go out..
Pity he's a nice bloke,early morning calls trying to park or slamming car doors,usually around 2am.
Something's wrong with it as he has to over rev it,they asked if I would fit a clutch cable,I said weigh it in but they said it was worth tooooooooooooo much..not now perhaps...
,untaxed car clamped this very hour,damn why did I go out..Pity he's a nice bloke,early morning calls trying to park or slamming car doors,usually around 2am.
Something's wrong with it as he has to over rev it,they asked if I would fit a clutch cable,I said weigh it in but they said it was worth tooooooooooooo much..not now perhaps...
10 October 2008, 04:55 PM
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At least I didn't claim to be disleksik as I've seen happen,just lazy.
But I forgot to say I have a stutter and tourettes so you lot can ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffff...
But I forgot to say I have a stutter and tourettes so you lot can ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffff...
