Whats been your most stupid typo??
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Whats been your most stupid typo??
I've just made one on MSN and have had 84of 300 in hysterics..
Was telling her about this tattoo I like, and posted a link.. told her I was going to have it done in lilac, nad pink...
meaning 'and pink..'
can you imagine it? asking for nad pink
whats your biggest typing error?
Was telling her about this tattoo I like, and posted a link.. told her I was going to have it done in lilac, nad pink...
meaning 'and pink..'
can you imagine it? asking for nad pink
whats your biggest typing error?
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please try transaction VF03, i seem to recall telling you this transaction number before....
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munna
(this was to a FD....and his team, after being asked the question, he had CC'd 3 other people in..and me selecting reply to all...i honelstly don't know what came over me...!)
retards
munna
(this was to a FD....and his team, after being asked the question, he had CC'd 3 other people in..and me selecting reply to all...i honelstly don't know what came over me...!)
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Manda (Mrs Po) tells me she had a defendant called Whitehouse due in court today, about whom she emailed a colleague for information. She typed 's' instead of 'w' in his name.
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This was a letter, yes people do still send them.
Secretary at work sent it to ******* Whorehouse Ltd, instead of Warehouse.
Great thing was, the MD rang to say we got the job and said he was from the Whorehouse
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What does Manda do? My girlfriend is a probation officer and she had a lad in yesterday called Duane Didley!
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Last week I wanted the attention of my A-Level group so shouted 'Right then gays...' They haven't let that one go yet I have since cut back on my caffeine intake and stopped using the word 'guys'.
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Not a typo but the dangers of spellcheck, I have a colleague Amrit and one version of office would correct to Armpit.
If you're just clicking "change" repeatedly and not really paying attention, off it goes...
If you're just clicking "change" repeatedly and not really paying attention, off it goes...
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In a presentation I put a link to menarena.com (a special interest site for gentlemen who like other gentlemen, its now closed down as it happes - i just checked lol), anyway should have been men-arena.com.... missed the hyphon..
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whilst working for a property developer, i sent an email to an estate agent saying that we were very pleased with the standard of the development and that if they would like to come a view the 5hite [site], i would be pleased to meet them there.
funnily enough they didn't notice [i asked after one of their clients bought a house from us ]
funnily enough they didn't notice [i asked after one of their clients bought a house from us ]
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Not so much a typo error but along those lines . . . I work for the ambulance service and years ago a little old dear rang and eventually managed to say that her husbands ********* had swollen up 'like melons'. Thinking it was perhaps fluid retention after an operation I asked if he'd got any medical history. She said he'd had a stroke sometime ago . . . . .theres me typing away "..********* swollen following a recent stroke" After she rang off I altered my notes to show he was a recent CVA patient - reads so much better
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My atrotious spelling meant that spell checker picked up on a word in an email I sent to about 30 people, with regards to as why their expenses were not paid. But, I stupidly clicked the wrong suggestion.
See if you can guess what it is:
See if you can guess what it is:
..........
....Unfortunately your expenses will be paid one day later due to the this.
Please accept my apologies for any incontinence caused.
Regards
....Unfortunately your expenses will be paid one day later due to the this.
Please accept my apologies for any incontinence caused.
Regards