sound financial advice!
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (12)
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Moved to the Darkside
Posts: 5,034
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
sound financial advice!
credit crunch financial advice
Top investment advice
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago
it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your
£1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure
would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth
of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the
empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
race number NS215
Top investment advice
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago
it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your
£1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure
would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth
of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the
empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
race number NS215
#3
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: cant spell WGAF
Posts: 3,399
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
someone charges £2 per week to pick up all your old cans from all the hotels in blackpool
so for every 100 hotels he gets £200 plus a ton of scrap
somebodys on a winner
PLUS HE CHARGES £25 TO JOIN but you get a free bin :haha:
so for every 100 hotels he gets £200 plus a ton of scrap
somebodys on a winner
PLUS HE CHARGES £25 TO JOIN but you get a free bin :haha:
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Sam Witwicky
Engine Management and ECU Remapping
17
13 November 2015 10:49 AM