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Old 15 September 2008, 02:30 PM
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Take Harrow school's spelling test | Education | Education Guardian

PS I totally agree with you

PPS I don't read the Guardian

PPS I was pretty darn good (albeit it is for 16 year olds )
Old 15 September 2008, 02:34 PM
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'twas easy
Old 15 September 2008, 02:39 PM
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LOL


To me, those errors just jump out of the page. I remember about four years ago, Mice-Elf (bless 'er), posted a spelling test which was genuinely difficult, (mostly on account of nobody ever using the words they'd chosen) and i scored 16 out of 20. Which was mortifying, to me at least!

In NSR last week we had independant twice. And we've had truely twice today. To me, it just says "I don't actually read anything of substance", as anyone i know personally who does do that, doesn't habitually make those sorts of errors.
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The accepted wisdom used to be: that if you couldn't spell properly, then you were uneducated and probably unintelligent. This would be doubly true of poor grammar, of course.

Discuss.
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Me fail English? Thats umpossible
Old 15 September 2008, 02:45 PM
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From that, it looks as though Harrow is on the skids. When I was a lad you entered Harrow via the common entrance route, which (virtually) always meant preparatory school. If a 13yr old prep school boy couldn't manage that test then they'd have been beaten black and blue!
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
In NSR last week we had independant twice. And we've had truely twice today. To me, it just says "I don't actually read anything of substance", as anyone i know personally who does do that, doesn't habitually make those sorts of errors.
You need to be very careful drawing any form of conclusion from written communications.

Einstein, Faraday, Bell, Richard Branson, Agatha Christie and JFK, amongst others, were all dyslexic.

I mean, you beleive the moon landings were faked, so anything you say is a somewhat tainted anyway to be fair
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Originally Posted by GC8
The accepted wisdom used to be: that if you couldn't spell properly, then you were uneducated and probably unintelligent. This would be doubly true of poor grammar, of course.

Discuss.
Minus marks for the unnecessary use of a colon.
Old 15 September 2008, 02:55 PM
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I spelt 'cemetery' wrong in 'Was It You' a couple of weeks ago.

Does that mean I have to be spanked?
Old 15 September 2008, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
I spelt 'cemetery' wrong in 'Was It You' a couple of weeks ago.

Does that mean I have to be spanked?
Yes.

Time for Mr & Mrs Spank to pay a short sharp trip to botty-land.
Old 15 September 2008, 02:59 PM
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You ought to chop your fingers off for such a school boy error!
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Pete: rubbish!
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
You need to be very careful drawing any form of conclusion from written communications.

Einstein, Faraday, Bell, Richard Branson, Agatha Christie and JFK, amongst others, were all dyslexic.

I mean, you beleive the moon landings were faked, so anything you say is a somewhat tainted anyway to be fair
Do we have a little spelling mistake in here, or was it intentional
Old 15 September 2008, 03:04 PM
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I before E Pete. Good schools teach you that long before they teach you the correct use of colons and semi-colons.....

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it must be a LIE!!!
Old 15 September 2008, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
Pete: rubbish!
I can't believe you're even contesting it



Originally Posted by 84of300
Do we have a little spelling mistake in here, or was it intentional
I believe it was intentional
Old 15 September 2008, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
I can't believe you're even contesting it





I believe it was intentional
Old 15 September 2008, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
I before E Pete. Good schools teach you that long before they teach you the correct use of colons and semi-colons.....

That's right. I before E, except after, er, L.
Old 15 September 2008, 03:13 PM
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Ancient science is weird, Keith.
Old 15 September 2008, 03:19 PM
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Well, it would stop Mr. Glitter and his friends queuing up at Sainsbury's only to be disappointed:



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Old 15 September 2008, 03:22 PM
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No word of a lie, in one of the many absorbing conversations i know you can imagine me having, i was asking why kids and ladies, when used possessively, are almost never written as kids' or ladies'. Is that because it's seen as too pompous?
Old 15 September 2008, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mrtheedge2u2
You ought to chop your fingers off for such a school boy error!
School girl error!

Pete.............perv!
Old 15 September 2008, 04:28 PM
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'tis a sad state of affairs (and no I couldn't be bothered to capitalise the sentence )
Old 15 September 2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant

I mean, you beleive the moon landings were faked, so anything you say is a somewhat tainted anyway to be fair
He doesn't, surely?

Tel, you feejit!
Old 15 September 2008, 05:57 PM
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I'm a bit perturbed that none of the answers to the punctuation test are given a full stop.

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Old 15 September 2008, 06:02 PM
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I found that jenuenly difukult.
Old 15 September 2008, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
I'm a bit perturbed that none of the answers to the punctuation test are given a full stop.
Now i,m no expert as you will agree, but even i spotted that one.

I got 14 out of the 18 btw

mart
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I recall a "test" many years ago where the "testees" didin't know who the "Prime Minister of the UK" was (Thatcher) and could not even find their current country od residence (England) on a world map. But could identify that not having access to TV, or video games, was being in "poverty".
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Originally Posted by Klaatu
I recall a "test" many years ago where the "testees" didin't know who the "Prime Minister of the UK" was (Thatcher) and could not even find their current country od residence (England) on a world map. But could identify that not having access to TV, or video games, was being in "poverty".
Well things never change, there are some right testes here too..
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Whats your point? Poverty is consensual, not Dickensian.


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