Military Humour
05 September 2008, 09:16 AM
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Their good, seen quite a few from my mates out there.
Military sayings are another area for funnies
A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down
Incoming fire has right of way
And my mates fav comment after he got his gong (although it can offend to the wrong person)
Bravery is supidity in the right circumstances.
Military sayings are another area for funnies
A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down
Incoming fire has right of way
And my mates fav comment after he got his gong (although it can offend to the wrong person)
Bravery is supidity in the right circumstances.
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05 September 2008, 11:33 AM
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Leaked photo of the latest SOCOM ATV
The USMC have offered a trial unit to the UKSF but a spokesperson was quoted as saying "it looked like a load of ***"...
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The USMC have offered a trial unit to the UKSF but a spokesperson was quoted as saying "it looked like a load of ***"...
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05 September 2008, 12:31 PM
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Their good, seen quite a few from my mates out there.
Military sayings are another area for funnies
A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down
Incoming fire has right of way
And my mates fav comment after he got his gong (although it can offend to the wrong person)
Bravery is supidity in the right circumstances.
Military sayings are another area for funnies
A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down
Incoming fire has right of way
And my mates fav comment after he got his gong (although it can offend to the wrong person)
Bravery is supidity in the right circumstances.
Some more I can remember:
Dont look important. They might be low on ammo.
If in doubt empty your magazine.
If in doubt lash out.
Once you've secured the area always remember to tell the opposition.
If you're low on everything except the enemy then you're in a firefight
Supressive fire wont
Recoiless weapons wont
Never share a foxhole with someone bravier than yourself.
If it's stupid and it works then it ain't stupid
etc etc etc.........
Speaking of miliatry humour.
My Dad was involved in an army excercise in Germany in (I think) the late sixties. A couple of squaddies took a shortcut through a train tunnel and were killed by an oncoming train.
The next morning on the excercise bullatin board there was a local train timetable
05 September 2008, 12:45 PM
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Speaking of miliatry humour.
My Dad was involved in an army excercise in Germany in (I think) the late sixties. A couple of squaddies took a shortcut through a train tunnel and were killed by an oncoming train.
The next morning on the excercise bullatin board there was a local train timetable
My Dad was involved in an army excercise in Germany in (I think) the late sixties. A couple of squaddies took a shortcut through a train tunnel and were killed by an oncoming train.
The next morning on the excercise bullatin board there was a local train timetable
05 September 2008, 01:39 PM
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Speaking of miliatry humour.
My Dad was involved in an army excercise in Germany in (I think) the late sixties. A couple of squaddies took a shortcut through a train tunnel and were killed by an oncoming train.
The next morning on the excercise bullatin board there was a local train timetable
My Dad was involved in an army excercise in Germany in (I think) the late sixties. A couple of squaddies took a shortcut through a train tunnel and were killed by an oncoming train.
The next morning on the excercise bullatin board there was a local train timetable
I'll get me coat
05 September 2008, 02:14 PM
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The fire extinguisher bit was brilliant. Mind you, so was the bit of the soldier getting set on fire by his mate!
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