something my mate just said...
11 August 2008, 12:04 PM
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something my mate just said...
me and a mate have just been chatting about stuff on msn.
he came out with this cracker ive never heard before...
"mate, i'm gonna have to go shake like a shi*tin' dog soon, ive got some arsehole terrorists that need to let a chocolate hostage go"
needless to say i was crying with laughter for a good couple of minutes.
anyone else got good 'uns to share that mates have said etc.
he came out with this cracker ive never heard before...
"mate, i'm gonna have to go shake like a shi*tin' dog soon, ive got some arsehole terrorists that need to let a chocolate hostage go"
needless to say i was crying with laughter for a good couple of minutes.
anyone else got good 'uns to share that mates have said etc.
11 August 2008, 04:37 PM
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me and a mate have just been chatting about stuff on msn.
he came out with this cracker ive never heard before...
"mate, i'm gonna have to go shake like a shi*tin' dog soon, ive got some arsehole terrorists that need to let a chocolate hostage go"
needless to say i was crying with laughter for a good couple of minutes.
anyone else got good 'uns to share that mates have said etc.
he came out with this cracker ive never heard before...
"mate, i'm gonna have to go shake like a shi*tin' dog soon, ive got some arsehole terrorists that need to let a chocolate hostage go"
needless to say i was crying with laughter for a good couple of minutes.
anyone else got good 'uns to share that mates have said etc.
11 August 2008, 04:41 PM
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If he managed to type that lot he can't have been that desperate.
My all time favourite saying is querying the sexuality of those people with slightly limp wrists.
"Does he weigh anchor in poo-bay?
makes me chuckle everytime.
My all time favourite saying is querying the sexuality of those people with slightly limp wrists.
"Does he weigh anchor in poo-bay?
makes me chuckle everytime.
11 August 2008, 04:43 PM
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You need a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus...
"Beaten like a ginger step-child" always cracks me up...
"Beaten like a ginger step-child" always cracks me up...
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One of my old bosses, very pip pip Royal Navy type in his 50's, whilst on a passenger ferry on a staff pissup to France came out with, "I'm just off to strangle a dark1e" before disappearing into the bog, and on his return, "I should of stuck a flag in that one and mark it as a hazard to shipping." and "The Frog navy are are going to think there's a Russian sub attacking if they spot it"
All whilst surrounded by groups of schoolkids.
All whilst surrounded by groups of schoolkids.
11 August 2008, 08:04 PM
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11 August 2008, 08:13 PM
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some of the best,
"man that curry was bad, my a$$hole was like a janapanese flag"
on ************
"gonna shake hands with the baldheaded champ"
on ladies with large front bottoms
"she had a guff like gandalfs sleeve"
i have hundreds
personell fave
on gays
" i bet he pipes the rear admiral aboard"
"man that curry was bad, my a$$hole was like a janapanese flag"
on ************
"gonna shake hands with the baldheaded champ"
on ladies with large front bottoms
"she had a guff like gandalfs sleeve"
i have hundreds
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on gays
" i bet he pipes the rear admiral aboard"
11 August 2008, 10:56 PM
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In our house it's going for a 'PIP' (poo in peace, i.e, when you don't want any disturbances)
Or going for a 'PUP' (poo under pressure, i.e, when time's getting on and you're late for something but the urge to dump means you can't leave it till you get back).
Personally I prefer "I'm just going to log-on".
The wife and kids know exactly where I'm going.
Or going for a 'PUP' (poo under pressure, i.e, when time's getting on and you're late for something but the urge to dump means you can't leave it till you get back).
Personally I prefer "I'm just going to log-on".
The wife and kids know exactly where I'm going.
12 August 2008, 12:13 PM
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In our house it's going for a 'PIP' (poo in peace, i.e, when you don't want any disturbances)
Or going for a 'PUP' (poo under pressure, i.e, when time's getting on and you're late for something but the urge to dump means you can't leave it till you get back).
Personally I prefer "I'm just going to log-on".
The wife and kids know exactly where I'm going.
Or going for a 'PUP' (poo under pressure, i.e, when time's getting on and you're late for something but the urge to dump means you can't leave it till you get back).
Personally I prefer "I'm just going to log-on".
The wife and kids know exactly where I'm going.
12 August 2008, 12:25 PM
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Lol those cover the #2 but my brother cracks me up re: #1:
"Gotta go drain the main vein"
"Gotto go drain the lizard"
Oh and I nearly forgot:
"Gotta go, got an appointment with Armitage Shanks"
Simon
"Gotta go drain the main vein"
"Gotto go drain the lizard"
Oh and I nearly forgot:
"Gotta go, got an appointment with Armitage Shanks"
Simon
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