Monday groan..........
11 August 2008, 08:40 AM
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Monday groan..........
What did the Spanish fireman call his two kids?
Hose A
&
Hose B
I knew you'd like it
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11 August 2008, 08:45 AM
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'Like' would be putting it a bit strongly
11 August 2008, 08:48 AM
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well its on a par with Swissys
11 August 2008, 09:02 AM
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well its on a par with Swissys
I think you will find that mine are of a far higher quality
They either :
a) make you laugh out loud and give you a permanent grin all day
or
b) make you want to do some serious bodily harm to me
See...I cater for all ends of the scale
11 August 2008, 09:22 AM
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well its on a par with Swissys
That bad
11 August 2008, 09:23 AM
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What do you call a spanish football player with no legs?
grassy ***
11 August 2008, 09:24 AM
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I think you will find that mine are of a far higher quality
They either :
a) make you laugh out loud and give you a permanent grin all day
I must have missed that ONE
11 August 2008, 09:33 AM
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what do you call a spanish man bloke out of hospital??
man well.
11 August 2008, 10:17 AM
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I once had the pleasure of hearing someone completely mess up the punchline of this joke.
11 August 2008, 10:19 AM
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
Now
that's a joke
11 August 2008, 10:24 AM
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
Now
that's a joke
What is?
11 August 2008, 10:36 AM
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I think you will find that mine are of a far higher quality
They either :
a) make you laugh out loud and give you a permanent grin all day
or
b) make you want to do some serious bodily harm to me
See...I cater for all ends of the scale
Thats true!
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11 August 2008, 12:37 PM
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
Now
that's a joke
Almost tempted to list the punch-lines I know to these types of joke and see what "suggestions" I get for the "What do you call a..."
Oh, go on then.
Russell
Hamed
Mohamed
Mohamed Ali
Bob
Porridge
Skeleton
No idea
J.
11 August 2008, 12:43 PM
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What do you call an Elephant with a spade?
Dawn French.
11 August 2008, 12:54 PM
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What do you call an Elephant with a spade?
Dawn French.
I shouldnt laugh but .........
11 August 2008, 01:02 PM
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Almost tempted to list the punch-lines I know to these types of joke and see what "suggestions" I get for the "What do you call a..."
You missed DOUG
11 August 2008, 01:21 PM
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Almost tempted to list the punch-lines I know to these types of joke and see what "suggestions" I get for the "What do you call a..."
is it sad that I know all the jokes that those are the answers to !!
And yes, I will subject my kids to lame **** dad jokes at any god given opportunity
11 August 2008, 02:26 PM
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is it sad that I know all the jokes that those are the answers to !!
And yes, I will subject my kids to lame **** dad jokes at any god given opportunity
Well I don't know
any of them......
hint, hint.........
11 August 2008, 02:33 PM
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David, please noooooo, don't encourage him
11 August 2008, 02:52 PM
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David, please noooooo, don't encourage him
ohhhh sooooooooooo tempted
* opens up this book *
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What du call a spanish workman ..?
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