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Old 29 July 2008, 04:19 PM
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Unbelieveable - how could a parent do this?

Child pleads "stop mummy driving" - Yahoo! News UK

LONDON (Reuters) - A drunken woman motorist was stopped after her five-year-old daughter was seen banging on the windows of their car shouting "stop mummy driving", police said on Tuesday.

The woman, who has not been named, was found to be four times over the legal drink-drive limit when she was breathalysed in the Falkirk area on Sunday afternoon.

It is believed a member of the public intervened after spotting the distressed girl passenger.

"This motorist was prevented from causing serious injury to herself, her child and other road users," Chief Inspector Donald McMillan of the force's Road Policing Unit said in a statement.

"The child was in an extremely distressed state and we are thankful the incident didn't result in serious injuries."

The incident was one of a dozen drink-drive cases reported by local police as part of a summer safety campaign.
Old 29 July 2008, 04:38 PM
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Scotland. They're all pissheads.
Old 29 July 2008, 04:40 PM
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Yes and I suppose its cheaper than Alton Towers or the Scottish equivalent.
Old 29 July 2008, 04:41 PM
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That's pretty fekkin grim by any standard, but i'm surprised any five year old would have the wherewithal to realise their parent was driving badly or dangerously or above the limit?
Old 29 July 2008, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoon
Yes and I suppose its cheaper than Alton Towers or the Scottish equivalent.
LOL.


Seriously though, some people really shouldn't be allowed A) a driving license and B) children.

Its just not f*cking fair.
Old 29 July 2008, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
That's pretty fekkin grim by any standard, but i'm surprised any five year old would have the wherewithal to realise their parent was driving badly or dangerously or above the limit?
Kids with parents who have addictions grow up pretty quickly - this may be the case.

Sad all round.

If i am driving the kids - i will not touch a drop. It is a rule i keep to.
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood

If i am driving the kids - i will not touch a drop. It is a rule i keep to.
If I do I tend to let the kids take it in turns to drive me about as long as there is no arguing of course. One takes the wheel, the other the pedals and the third, who's only 4, the gears.
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That infraction didn't take long

Reason for Infraction: Racist Comments

Since when did the unwritten rule about jocks and the English cease to exist? I thought you were allowed to portray any stereotype about the other without fear or reprisal?

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Old 29 July 2008, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
That infraction didn't take long

Reason for Infraction: Racist Comments

Since when did the unwritten rule about jocks and the English cease to exist? I thought you were aloud to portray any stereotype about the other without fear or reprisal?
There are a lot of sadsacks about I got a racist infraction for calling a pikey a pikey!
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I expected it Tam.. I had points to spare so thought why not

Right I'll catch you later I'm off to my Morris dancing class
Old 29 July 2008, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
There are a lot of sadsacks about I got a racist infraction for calling a pikey a pikey!
It is not right is it.

And me for calling PSL a *******

Imagine if the person who got done was a jock pi$$head shirtlifter, would not even be able to mention it on SN before the SN Right-On PC police discended on it like a group of blind (or would that be visually impared) lesbians walking past a fish market on a hot sunny afternoon

Bring on the infraction, i must have offended at least one of the SN PC plod!

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Old 29 July 2008, 05:08 PM
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Has anyone ever had the ***** to admit to giving an infraction?


I'm so fekkin glad i don't work or associate with anybody like that, knowingly.
Old 29 July 2008, 05:12 PM
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It was me but I'm irish
Old 29 July 2008, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Has anyone ever had the ***** to admit to giving an infraction?
I have But the infractee knew it was me, I done it with his blessing to see if I got a major trouser explosion, needless to say it didn't feel exiting at all!

Old 29 July 2008, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti
It was me but I'm irish
So as well as being a pisshead, you can start a fight in an empty house
Old 29 July 2008, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by douglasb
So as well as being a pisshead, you can start a fight in an empty house
Old 29 July 2008, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by douglasb
So as well as being a pisshead, you can start a fight in an empty house
LMFAO!
Old 29 July 2008, 05:33 PM
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Old 29 July 2008, 05:40 PM
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bugger,can't infract for non defamatory statements


but....
Old 29 July 2008, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Scotland. They're all pissheads.
hmmm
Old 29 July 2008, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Imagine if the person who got done was a jock pi$$head shirtlifter, would not even be able to mention it on SN before the SN Right-On PC police discended on it like a group of blind (or would that be visually impared) lesbians walking past a fish market on a hot sunny afternoon
Just don't mention the fact they're ginger - that'll get you banned
Old 29 July 2008, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
It is not right is it.

And me for calling PSL a *******

Imagine if the person who got done was a jock pi$$head shirtlifter, would not even be able to mention it on SN before the SN Right-On PC police discended on it like a group of blind (or would that be visually impared) lesbians walking past a fish market on a hot sunny afternoon

Bring on the infraction, i must have offended at least one of the SN PC plod!

Didn't offend me in the least, I thought it was hilarious
Old 29 July 2008, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Just don't mention the fact they're ginger - that'll get you banned



*hovers mouse over infraction button*


Old 29 July 2008, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 84of300
Didn't offend me in the least, I thought it was hilarious
You wouldnt get offended you are a thick skinned, big breasted geordie trollop.



And anyway back to the original story.
The moral of the story is ........................


Old 29 July 2008, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
You wouldnt get offended you are a thick skinned, big breasted geordie trollop.
That made me

Sorry Lee!
Old 29 July 2008, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
You wouldnt get offended you are a thick skinned, big breasted geordie trollop.



And anyway back to the original story.
The moral of the story is ........................

oooh geordie wimmins
Old 29 July 2008, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by exvaux
oooh geordie wimmins
... and BIG Chebs!
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Oi, you buggers

Chris, you are dead meat
Old 29 July 2008, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
... and BIG Chebs!
what more could you want sorry i have a thing for that accent
Old 29 July 2008, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by exvaux
what more could you want
A tight Fanny?!?! .... Sorted


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