Friendship between women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next
morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's
house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew
anything about it.

Friendship between men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next
morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed
that he had slept over, and 2 said that he was still there.

 

can see my mates doing that

 

spot on.....

 

I've done.......errr.......I mean I would do it for my mate!

 

Ohhh Yes.

Mates mrs: "Bicco, have you seen Joe?"
Me: "No, Why?"
Mates mrs: "He went out last night, and hasn`t been back since!"
Me(knowing why he didn`t go home last night): "Ohh, you meant have I seen him today, he crashed here last night and had to shoot off to work this morning...."

 

I wouldn't lie for someone who didn't have the nads to tell his wife/partner where he was. Then again I'd be safe in saying the need wouldn't arise.

 

I've one mate who, every time I see him, briefs me on what we've supposedly been up to over the last few weeks before I'm allowed in the house

 

I can concur

 

That is just so bad, shame on you, warts n all

 

Topbanana: "You remember that trip to the clap clinic last week, that was an anxious hours wait......am I not wrong???"

*VERY uncomfortable silence befalls the room*
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Topbanana: "What?.......oh.....whoops, well I'll just be on my way"

 

ha ha that sounds a bit like me