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Old 09 July 2008, 12:33 PM
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BBC NEWS | England | Norfolk | Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

It looked quite cosy
Anyone would feel cosy snuggled up to 34FF teenage breastilces.
Old 09 July 2008, 12:37 PM
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Funny what it takes for a story to get in the national news these days isn't it
Old 09 July 2008, 12:42 PM
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Makes a change from stabbings and Gormless Brown, although a combination of those two could be almost as appealing as a teenagers breasts.
Old 09 July 2008, 12:46 PM
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I must become a vampire somehow....
Old 09 July 2008, 12:51 PM
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I went out with a slug in my shoe once and didnt spot it till i got back
Old 09 July 2008, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by j4ckos mate
I went out with a slug in my shoe once and didnt spot it till i got back
Oh dear!!! Thats put me off my lunch now. I bet it did the same for the slug.

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Old 09 July 2008, 01:30 PM
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she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear
Old 09 July 2008, 01:47 PM
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Includes pics of 19 year old 34FF's

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...28_468x309.jpg
Old 09 July 2008, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
Includes pics of 19 year old 34FF's

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...28_468x309.jpg

Hmmm, after a modelling contract are we?

The surprising thing about this story was that it was a teenager that found the bat asleep and not the other way around!
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Daft bint, how could she not have noticed? There must've been a lot of padding in there
Old 09 July 2008, 04:02 PM
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There must be a lot of it about. Or are the papers perhaps just making up there own stories.
There was an almost identical story in today's Scottish Daily Record.
Here's the quote;


Girl finds bat living in her trousers

Jul 9 2008

A TEENAGER got into a right flap when she found a bat inside the trousers she was wearing to work.
Anna Buchan, 19, had left the breeks hanging up overnight and the tiny creature had made itself at home.
And as she was being driven to work, Anna, of Aberdeen, soon realised she had an unwanted guest moving inside her clothes.
She said: "The movement in the car must have woken him up and I started screaming because I thought it was a wasp. I couldn't believe it was a bat. That's the last thing you expect to find in your trousers."
Anna finally fished him out and phoned the SSPCA when she got to work as a receptionist.
She told them there were bats living within the walls of her flat and an officer said she should release him there - but only at night.
Anna did this and reluctantly said goodbye to her new pal.
She added: "From now on, I'll be hanging my trousers in the wardrobe at night."
Old 09 July 2008, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
BBC NEWS | England | Norfolk | Teenager finds bat asleep in bra



Anyone would feel cosy snuggled up to 34FF teenage breastilces.
Only in Norfolk

They still point and say "Hey look it's a car!" whenever you drive past
Old 09 July 2008, 04:23 PM
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Teenage 34FF breasts FTW !!
Old 09 July 2008, 04:58 PM
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Oh dear God. Pert and firm 34FF. I think I've died and gone to heaven

What was the story about again?
Old 09 July 2008, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Oh dear God. Pert and firm 34FF. I think I've died and gone to heaven

What was the story about again?

Summed up right there
Old 09 July 2008, 07:31 PM
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That's a cracking rack.
Old 09 July 2008, 08:10 PM
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Mmmmmmm ****!!
Old 09 July 2008, 09:12 PM
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it was reported in the Bat Daily Times , Edgar ( the bat ) said I felt a right tit
being stuck in there.
Old 11 July 2008, 08:43 PM
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The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.
Says it all really. Been somewhere she shouldn't have been
Old 11 July 2008, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Oh dear God. Pert and firm 34FF. I think I've died and gone to heaven

What was the story about again?
Unlucky. I'm already there.
Old 11 July 2008, 08:57 PM
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I thought I had found a sleeping Doormouse in my pants the other day, sadly it wasn't a sleeping Doormouse.....
Old 11 July 2008, 09:01 PM
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another take on the story

TEENAGE GIRL 'OBVIOUSLY HAVING AFFAIR WITH BAT' - The Daily Mash

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