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Old 08 July 2008, 01:28 PM
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I came home around 5pm to find a JDM Honda CRX parked on the road opposite my house. My wife has been in all day and said its caused quite a problem as an obstruction and lots of beeping and carry on (the road is quite narrow)

My wife tells me that two bleach blonde girls got out, dressed as if out on the town (this is 10am) and go into the neighbours house. He doesn't look old enough to have a daughter in her early 20s and having a CRX its not really a car if you have a child so I don't think they were related.

At about 8pm these girls leave (no sign of the chap saying goodbye - he is single) One of them is carrying a bag of childrens pool play *****. My wife has already mentioned she thinks they are hookers and I think they must just be family. However, one of them is carrying high heeled shoes with big clear wedges that wouldn't look out of place on a **** film. They are both also carrying shoulder bags with clothes in them. The shoes and the clothes make me think perhaps the ***** are for adult play.

Another interesting point is that a friend of another neighbour pulls up and drives past the car with a little wave. One of the girls waves back and then puts her head in her hands if its like "Oh no, I know him" He goes over and has a chat, goes back to his car with a few chuckles with his mate.

Now, I've not seen these girls before or the car round these parts. Seems very odd the clothes being worn at odd hours. No sign of children so whats the deal with the *****. Why not come out and move the car with the commotion it was causing. If they were relatives, why not wave them off. Why have **** star shoes and bags of clothes.

Not bothered if they were hookers as we are very open minded and more annoyed we weren't invited Just a rather sus series of events. I don't know the chap to speak to so I can't get a number sadly.

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Old 08 July 2008, 01:31 PM
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Thats what comes of looking through the net curtains at your neighbours.

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Old 08 July 2008, 01:40 PM
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The jammy barsteward
Old 08 July 2008, 02:13 PM
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Post the photo's you took and the Scoobynet massive will tell if they're hookers or not. Why, we could even have a poll?

You DID take photo's didn't you.........................................
Old 08 July 2008, 02:15 PM
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need pics
Old 08 July 2008, 02:18 PM
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Fair play to your neighbour
Old 08 July 2008, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
The jammy barsteward
Exactly what we though.

Originally Posted by StickyMicky
need pics
I was tempted but I if I was wrong and it turned out they were legit and I got caught it wouldn't really help neighbourly relations.

If they come again (Fnar Fnar) I'll shoot (Fnar Fnar) a few quickies (Fnar Fnar)
Old 08 July 2008, 02:32 PM
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10am to 8pm?! I wonder if he could walk the next day!
Perhaps it was his birthday and thought he'd treat himself!
Can you ask him where he ordered them from?
Old 08 July 2008, 02:52 PM
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I doubt very much they were ladies of the night (erm, day) as that is too long. Even Max Mosely only managed 4 hours or so.

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Old 08 July 2008, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
I doubt very much they were ladies of the night (erm, day) as that is too long. Even Max Mosely only managed 4 hours or so.

Steve
Maybe they were just talking.
Old 08 July 2008, 02:56 PM
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Just ask him
Old 08 July 2008, 02:56 PM
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This thread is meaningless without pictures.
Old 08 July 2008, 03:00 PM
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Could have been 'glamour' photography?
Old 08 July 2008, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
This thread is meaningless without pictures.
Where would we be without Scoobynet cliches?

In a lake probably...
Old 08 July 2008, 03:05 PM
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So what if they were Hookers/Escorts/prostitutes etc.

Prostitution should be legalised IMHO. Would cut down on the amount of rapes overnight.

Nothing wrong with paying for a **** if you want one. As long as their fit as **** though.
Old 08 July 2008, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by boxst
I doubt very much they were ladies of the night (erm, day) as that is too long.

Originally Posted by Neanderthal
Perhaps it was his birthday and thought he'd treat himself!
My thought.

Originally Posted by Gutmann pug
Just ask him
I don't really know the guy. As I said, I'd hate to be wrong and it was relatives but I really don't think so. I'm tempted to just go ask next time I see him but if I'm wrong or gets funny it'll be a PITA to have an arsy neighbour.

Originally Posted by TopBanana
Could have been 'glamour' photography?
Another thought. But I've never seen him with camera equipment. I don't actually know what he does but I think I've seen him suited up a few times.

Originally Posted by stilover
So what if they were Hookers/Escorts/prostitutes etc.
This is no complaint. Its merely what we observed. Me saying we were jealous and we want thier number isn't just net talk. We would really want to know prices and availability.
Old 08 July 2008, 03:08 PM
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Just do some research....phone up all the escort agencys in your local area and also check at Toys 'r' Us for stock on ballpool *****

If your missus asks, say you are making some enquires on behalf of the SN masses and it is all perfectly legit
Old 08 July 2008, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Just do some research....phone up all the escort agencys in your local area and also check at Toys 'r' Us for stock on ballpool *****

If your missus asks, say you are making some enquires on behalf of the SN masses and it is all perfectly legit
LOL, it will probably end up being her that finds out. Couple of glasses of vino and she'll just ask him out right.

I may ask the lad who waved to one of them. I'll come up with some rubbish about the car and obstructing the road or summat. See if I can't get some info out of him.
Old 08 July 2008, 03:20 PM
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"I am Michael Payne and I am a nosy neighbour". Fair play to him though
Old 08 July 2008, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover

Prostitution should be legalised IMHO. Would cut down on the amount of rapes overnight.
Prostitution is legal in the UK. Why would you want something legalised that is already legal?
Old 08 July 2008, 06:47 PM
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I want pics of the CRX

Was it a MkII ? vtec?
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ain't it weird sometimes how threads pop up that are the same as your own life? and lets be honest this isn't one you'll read every day of the week

i've thought the exact same thing about my neighbour, there's been this utter babe dropped off by the same guy (a big bouncer type guy), at the same time (9pm) twice now. haven't seen her picked back up (i assume on the hour) mainly coz i'm not a nosey neighbour and second fair play to the guy

he's a diamond of a bloke, single and possibly ******** something that most blokes would give their left nut for just wondering if she'll do a group buy
Old 08 July 2008, 07:17 PM
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8 hours of fun with 2 of them..man I bet he had a great time. Is he still smiling ?
Old 08 July 2008, 07:21 PM
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Maybe he's making **** films?

They've gotta be made somewhere!
Old 08 July 2008, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by GaryCat
I want pics of the CRX

Was it a MkII ? vtec?


you are a damaged individual
Old 08 July 2008, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by rb5_336
8 hours of fun with 2 of them..man I bet he had a great time. Is he still smiling ?
More like he's still suffering exhaustion and has his tadger in a bucket of ice!
Old 08 July 2008, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott


This is no complaint. Its merely what we observed. Me saying we were jealous and we want thier number isn't just net talk. We would really want to know prices and availability.
and i thought i was kinky

i didnt know snet was home of some real swingers.
Old 08 July 2008, 08:15 PM
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where are you? and was it a red CRX with a personalised plate?
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Lucky guy i'll be having a hooker or two around mine when wifey's gone!!!

Oh the single life again..me and the Scoob


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