Convinced the neighbour entertained a couple of hookers yesterday!
08 July 2008, 09:32 PM
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30 July 2008, 10:37 AM
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Thanks to our chap who mows the lawn, we found out what the deal was with the blonde tarts.
Our lawn mower man also does this neighbour in question so my wife decides to do a Miss Marple and start asking questions. Turns out the chap is an ex-teacher (the reasons for leaving are much rumoured but no facts) who has turned his hand to photography.
They must have been some awesome pics
All I can say is, I wish I could access the chaps hard drive
Our lawn mower man also does this neighbour in question so my wife decides to do a Miss Marple and start asking questions. Turns out the chap is an ex-teacher (the reasons for leaving are much rumoured but no facts) who has turned his hand to photography.
They must have been some awesome pics
All I can say is, I wish I could access the chaps hard drive
30 July 2008, 11:20 AM
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UPDATE page 2
I came home around 5pm to find a JDM Honda CRX parked on the road opposite my house. My wife has been in all day and said its caused quite a problem as an obstruction and lots of beeping and carry on (the road is quite narrow)
My wife tells me that two bleach blonde girls got out, dressed as if out on the town (this is 10am) and go into the neighbours house. He doesn't look old enough to have a daughter in her early 20s and having a CRX its not really a car if you have a child so I don't think they were related.
At about 8pm these girls leave (no sign of the chap saying goodbye - he is single) One of them is carrying a bag of childrens pool play *****. My wife has already mentioned she thinks they are hookers and I think they must just be family. However, one of them is carrying high heeled shoes with big clear wedges that wouldn't look out of place on a **** film. They are both also carrying shoulder bags with clothes in them. The shoes and the clothes make me think perhaps the ***** are for adult play.
Another interesting point is that a friend of another neighbour pulls up and drives past the car with a little wave. One of the girls waves back and then puts her head in her hands if its like "Oh no, I know him" He goes over and has a chat, goes back to his car with a few chuckles with his mate.
Now, I've not seen these girls before or the car round these parts. Seems very odd the clothes being worn at odd hours. No sign of children so whats the deal with the *****. Why not come out and move the car with the commotion it was causing. If they were relatives, why not wave them off. Why have **** star shoes and bags of clothes.
Not bothered if they were hookers as we are very open minded and more annoyed we weren't invited
Just a rather sus series of events. I don't know the chap to speak to so I can't get a number sadly. 
I came home around 5pm to find a JDM Honda CRX parked on the road opposite my house. My wife has been in all day and said its caused quite a problem as an obstruction and lots of beeping and carry on (the road is quite narrow)
My wife tells me that two bleach blonde girls got out, dressed as if out on the town (this is 10am) and go into the neighbours house. He doesn't look old enough to have a daughter in her early 20s and having a CRX its not really a car if you have a child so I don't think they were related.
At about 8pm these girls leave (no sign of the chap saying goodbye - he is single) One of them is carrying a bag of childrens pool play *****. My wife has already mentioned she thinks they are hookers and I think they must just be family. However, one of them is carrying high heeled shoes with big clear wedges that wouldn't look out of place on a **** film. They are both also carrying shoulder bags with clothes in them. The shoes and the clothes make me think perhaps the ***** are for adult play.
Another interesting point is that a friend of another neighbour pulls up and drives past the car with a little wave. One of the girls waves back and then puts her head in her hands if its like "Oh no, I know him" He goes over and has a chat, goes back to his car with a few chuckles with his mate.
Now, I've not seen these girls before or the car round these parts. Seems very odd the clothes being worn at odd hours. No sign of children so whats the deal with the *****. Why not come out and move the car with the commotion it was causing. If they were relatives, why not wave them off. Why have **** star shoes and bags of clothes.
Not bothered if they were hookers as we are very open minded and more annoyed we weren't invited
Just a rather sus series of events. I don't know the chap to speak to so I can't get a number sadly. 
30 July 2008, 12:26 PM
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So long ago and still so appropriate:
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Squire:
Photography?
Man:
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Squire:
Holiday snaps, eh?
Man:
They could be, they could be taken on holiday.
Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire:
No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
Man:
Oh.
(leeringly)
Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire:
Look... are you insinuating something?
Man:
Oh, no, no, no... yes.
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Squire:
Photography?
Man:
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Squire:
Holiday snaps, eh?
Man:
They could be, they could be taken on holiday.
Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire:
No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
Man:
Oh.
(leeringly)
Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire:
Look... are you insinuating something?
Man:
Oh, no, no, no... yes.
30 July 2008, 12:38 PM
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My wife was away and I just had loads of takeaways and beer, never thought of a day of ******** in a ball pit, sounds great but they get upset if you try it at the Wacky Warehouse.
30 July 2008, 12:43 PM
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LOL.
For the cost of a good night out you could of had a takeaway, a beer, a pro BJ and only have to get off your *** to let her in.
One hell of a service IMO.
For the cost of a good night out you could of had a takeaway, a beer, a pro BJ and only have to get off your *** to let her in.
One hell of a service IMO.
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31 July 2008, 12:21 AM
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Unfortunately, a name like that is a bit unwieldly for the squad... we could do with something more snappy, like an acronym for them...
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)I was just saying that the North East *****'s on that site were a bit, well, erm, ugly.
Cheryl Tweedy (refuse to call her Cole) against the Ginger Scouse one. No contest.
31 July 2008, 12:08 PM
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You need to walk around the North East more. Unbelievable fit girls round here. Nothing like a fit girl with Geordie accent (of which the G/F has )
I was just saying that the North East *****'s on that site were a bit, well, erm, ugly.
Cheryl Tweedy (refuse to call her Cole) against the Ginger Scouse one. No contest.
)I was just saying that the North East *****'s on that site were a bit, well, erm, ugly.
Cheryl Tweedy (refuse to call her Cole) against the Ginger Scouse one. No contest.
31 July 2008, 12:12 PM
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I'm ok with not being too quick on the trigger, Swiss!
It's what makes me a hit with the ladies.......well, that and this
Really Long Tongue - Video
Ns "The king of ****" 04
It's what makes me a hit with the ladies.......well, that and this
Really Long Tongue - Video
Ns "The king of ****" 04
