DYK

Subject: [OT] Play the Asylum game and win a council house.....only available in Britain!
> HIJACK A PLANE - WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE>> Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'. Today's > programme features another chance to take part in our exciting> competition:>> Hijack an airliner and win a council house!>> We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands > of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And > don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone > can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport, > and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.>> Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting > at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging > and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to > everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner > airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused > reasonable orunreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your > papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.>> Only this week 140 members of the Taleban family from Afghanistan were > flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted > where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them > to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel.> They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in > hotels all over Britain. Our most popular destinations also include > the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services > area In Historic Bedfordshire.>> If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need > to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid.> Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counselors are waiting to > help. It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your > lifeforever.>> Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet > activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil > tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...> COME ON DOWN!>> Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to > the ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France. Go straight toBritain.> And you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners > in the softest game on earth. Roll up,roll up my friends for the game > that never ends.>> Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.

warrenm2

Might have tried to read that if you could have been bothered to format it correctly, instead of direct cut and paste......

mart360

I,m sure Richard Littlejohn, would be pleased to see his column reproduced in full, without any referance to his original work.


Mart

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

As would Jim Robinhood, James Willscarlett, Sarah Maidmarion, Freddy Friartuck, and Simon Sherriffofnottingham.

Made up names all.........

Alcazar

mart360

Richard Littlejohn, the Ex Sun columnist

Mart

DYK

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.



Today's program features another chance to take part in our

exciting competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house!

We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands

of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And

don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.



Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British

passport, and you only need one word of

English: 'ASYLUM'!.



Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits

starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging,

mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is

open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner

airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.



No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable.

All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic

password: 'ASYLUM'.



Only this week 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan

were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at

Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to

fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous

four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of thousands of other lucky

winners already staying in hotels all over Britain . Our most popular

destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world

famous Toddington Services area In Historic Bedfordshire.



If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no

need to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid.

Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to

help. It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your

life forever.



Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters,

pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan

drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers,

Somali guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!



Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to

the ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France .

Go straight to Britain . And you are guaranteed to be one of tens

of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth.



Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends.



Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Well durrrrr!

I don't "read" the Sun, though, so I wouldn't know

Alcazar

PS: his name is still made up............

boomer

The Grumpy Old Sod had this ages ago!

mb