I need to gain 4kg of weight overnight! How can I do so?
20 June 2008, 06:41 PM
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I need to gain 4kg of weight overnight! How can I do so?
I need to somehow get my weight up by 4kg by 11:00 Saturday.
Are there any ways to do this?
Would a big breakfast and lots of water help? Wearing a couple of extra layers of clothes? A pocket full of small change?
Are there any ways to do this?
Would a big breakfast and lots of water help? Wearing a couple of extra layers of clothes? A pocket full of small change?
20 June 2008, 06:50 PM
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BBC NEWS | Magazine | Why is too much water dangerous?
"Drinking too much water can eventually cause your brain to swell, stopping it regulating vital functions such as breathing, and causing death."
"Drinking several litres over a relatively short period of time could be enough to cause water intoxication."
Sooooooooooooo............. maybe not the water thing then...
"Drinking too much water can eventually cause your brain to swell, stopping it regulating vital functions such as breathing, and causing death."
"Drinking several litres over a relatively short period of time could be enough to cause water intoxication."
Sooooooooooooo............. maybe not the water thing then...
20 June 2008, 06:53 PM
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kebab, chips, lots of liquid before weighing and a full bladder. You should be able to hold the best part of 1 litre in urine, so your most of the way there. Add a little constipation and you should make the mark. Only issue with my plan is that anyone who says you are "full of s***" will be right 
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kebab, chips, lots of liquid before weighing and a full bladder. You should be able to hold the best part of 1 litre in urine, so your most of the way there. Add a little constipation and you should make the mark. Only issue with my plan is that anyone who says you are "full of s***" will be right
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
20 June 2008, 07:42 PM
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It's nothing to do with the new young lady. She's skinny as **** anyway
I probably weigh twice as much as her.If I wear my heaviest jeans, 3 pairs of boxers, 3 pairs of socks, 2 tshirts and a sweatshirt, plus my heaviest shoes I can add an extra 1.5kg to my weight, plus the weight of as much water as I can get down my neck.
I wonder how much my mobile and car keys wil add...?
20 June 2008, 08:09 PM
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Anapolon Anabolic Steroid - Anapolon 50 Side Effects - Oxymetholone
probably wont be able to get hold of it and experience any effects before tomorrow though
probably wont be able to get hold of it and experience any effects before tomorrow though
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20 June 2008, 08:32 PM
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Just get a couple of 2kg weight-training discs and wear something (jacket) that can hide them - or tie them together with a piece of string and put them over your neck so they dangle by your sides and cover with large sweatshirt and / or jacket.
You should fool the doctor ok.
You should fool the doctor ok.
20 June 2008, 09:21 PM
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I'll second the suggestion of some ankle/leg/arm weights, a 10lb or higher leg weight might be what you're after.
Steel toecapped boots might also add a bit of weight too.
This one would require a little more prep, so it's probably off the menu, but a Papier-mâché belly cast, obviously larger than your current stomach, filled with water, or maybe a heavier solid substance could well add a bit of weight.
Steel toecapped boots might also add a bit of weight too.
This one would require a little more prep, so it's probably off the menu, but a Papier-mâché belly cast, obviously larger than your current stomach, filled with water, or maybe a heavier solid substance could well add a bit of weight.
20 June 2008, 09:25 PM
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I'll second the suggestion of some ankle/leg/arm weights, a 10lb or higher leg weight might be what you're after.
Steel toecapped boots might also add a bit of weight too.
This one would require a little more prep, so it's probably off the menu, but a Papier-mâché belly cast, obviously larger than your current stomach, filled with water, or maybe a heavier solid substance could well add a bit of weight.
Steel toecapped boots might also add a bit of weight too.
This one would require a little more prep, so it's probably off the menu, but a Papier-mâché belly cast, obviously larger than your current stomach, filled with water, or maybe a heavier solid substance could well add a bit of weight.
Top idea!Who issued the infraction?
20 June 2008, 10:58 PM
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what the foof are you up to now??
This plan of yours.. is it a cunning one??
and does it involve your quest for Alton Tower tickets?
Are entering slimmer of the year, by gaining weight as a ploy then losing it extra quick in an attempt to get a cardboard cut out of yourself?
This plan of yours.. is it a cunning one??
and does it involve your quest for Alton Tower tickets?
Are entering slimmer of the year, by gaining weight as a ploy then losing it extra quick in an attempt to get a cardboard cut out of yourself?
21 June 2008, 01:58 AM
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It's as cunning as a cunning linguist or alternatively as cunning as weasel covered in belly button fluff
Slimmer of the year? And give up drinking?!?!?!?!
Nothing to do with Alton Towers, more to do with the shopping list
Slimmer of the year? And give up drinking?!?!?!?!
Nothing to do with Alton Towers, more to do with the shopping list
