PeteBrant

Lewis Hamilton's father crashes Porsche - Telegraph

"Lost control"
on a 30mph stretch and landed in a childrens playground


Translated as "driving a bit quick and got caught out"


I wonder if he pretends to be Lewis Hamilton when he drives?

myblackwrx

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Simon C

I work 1 mile from Tewin, and drive those roads.

1 question is, how??????

stilover

Lack of driving tallent I'd assume.

Or maybe he'd just been told that the woman from the Pussycat Dolls that his son is dating is really a Transsexual.

joey_turbo

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Is that the actual car? Its got German plates. Are they an import only model?

Scoobychick

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Wurzel

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I saw Martin Brundell interview that girl at a GP the other weeks and she sounded as dumb as a post.

I really do not understand how blokes can date something as thick as that! sure she wasn't bad looking but can you imagine trying to hold a conversation with her, not to mention her accent and voice. It is not as if Lewis is dating her for her money, he probably has more than enough of his own.

PeteBrant

Its probably to do with the fact she hase the body of a goddess, and can suck an elephant through a hosepipe.

Wurzel

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If that is what floats ya boat mate! I personally wanted to throttle her after the 30 second interview.

I suppose when she is sucking said elephant through a hose she can't be speaking so it may not be to bad I spose.

Cyril Robertson

He doesn't see her as wife material or want her to bare his children. She's a bit of fun that is all.

Mr Brant is almost correct with the elephant analogy. Although I would trump that by saying she can suck better than Monica Lewinsky with a thirst on.


Cyril.

Spoon

Hamilton has moved on since then. His new girlfriend is Vivian Burkhardt, Miss Grenada World last year.

stilover

Probably has a lot to do with the fact that she doesn't have a 9-5 job, thus allowing her to see him when he wants.
As she has her own money, she's not a gold digger.

I have no doubt for her it adds to her celebrity status to be seen dating the latest tallent in F1.

I do think she'll get more out of it than he does. Mind you she could be an absolute **** in bed, so he could be on to a winner.

AirConDave

In that case, could someone please explain the Beckham/Posh relationship. Or is it that are both just as thick as each other?

AirConDave

There was something on Planet F1 about Lewis had invited Dannii Minogue, that pussycat bird doll bird and Miss Grenada.

Apparently Miss Grenada's mother thinks there's going to be the sound of wedding bells

PeteBrant

Yeah, that will be the local church being submitted to tremors while Lewis shows Danni, Nicole and Vivian his launch control

Cyril Robertson

He's a pint sized fella isn't he !


He'll have that Cheryl Tweedy swinging off his arm soon, Mr Spoon. She likes the darkies.

messiah

I got the impression she doesn't even know what Lewis does for a living... she wasn't anything special in the looks dept. either - Brundle will probably be interviewing a different gf on the starting grid by the end of the season...

messiah

Dannii Minogue = F1 bike

AirConDave

I wouldn't say "No" to Dannii

51st state

and his son isn't much better!!
looks like being able to drive fast powerfull cars doesn't run in the family gene's

what a complete d1ckhead, crashing into a playground!!, if a young lad had done that he would have been locked up
30mph
police should endorse his license

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AirConDave

More importantly, getting back on subject, if you had a £330,000 Porsche Carrera GT, where would you put your mountain bike to transport it?

Spoon

In the bush with the car.

Leslie

In the passenger seat of course!

Very embarrassing for his dad of course. I am sure they can pay for the repairs though.

I thought his young lady was quite good looking anyway, and perhap's she is a nice person when you get to know her. You can't tell of course until you get to know them.

Most F1 drivers are pint sized, they need to be to get into the cars.

Les

richardg

lewis was quoted some time ago as saying his dad always thought he (ie his dad) was the better driver.

every1sgottablue1

I live not far away from Tewin, and the roads around there are nice....I bet he was giving it some beans!!!!

Petem95

That wasnt the ***** cat doll bird, it was miss Grenada who he seems to be dating before the race, but after the race had moved onto the ***** cat dolls bird (Nicole Scherzinger)

The miss Grenada bird did sound dumb-as however - exactly what I thought when she was being interviewed. I dont think she had a clue what was going on!

Back to the crash however he must have been doing a hell of a lot more than 30mph to crash like he did - and lucky there were no children playing in the garden at the time...