Marketing-speak - Bunch of ar$e - latest 'gems' please
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Marketing-speak - Bunch of ar$e - latest 'gems' please
Why is it marketing folk think that by thinking up as new word or expression that it justifies their existence. Is it some sort of game taught to them whilst at uni? sort of see how many w@nk/ghey expressions you can get away with at your company before somone spots it.
I have heard a load of guff marketing expressions over the year but these really ticked me.
sudenly everthing is 'robust'
Robust approach
Robust thinking
Robust (add expression here)
and now the pi$$ de la resistence and my favourite to date "Swim Lanes"
Now what does this mean to anybody except a marketeer and why oh why swim lines, is this the result of blue sky thinking, outside the box per chance?
Marketeers - it is all smoke and mirrors, using silly expressions and phrases does not do anything except make the user look like a knobber!
Marketeers are the new special needs group as far as i am concerned - until proved otherwise
Is that a robust enough post on the subject?
Now i have run this up the flagpole will any S'netters salute it i wonder?
I have heard a load of guff marketing expressions over the year but these really ticked me.
sudenly everthing is 'robust'
Robust approach
Robust thinking
Robust (add expression here)
and now the pi$$ de la resistence and my favourite to date "Swim Lanes"
Now what does this mean to anybody except a marketeer and why oh why swim lines, is this the result of blue sky thinking, outside the box per chance?
Marketeers - it is all smoke and mirrors, using silly expressions and phrases does not do anything except make the user look like a knobber!
Marketeers are the new special needs group as far as i am concerned - until proved otherwise
Is that a robust enough post on the subject?
Now i have run this up the flagpole will any S'netters salute it i wonder?
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I heard a cracker today from one of the juniors, he was speaking to a customer & told them "that i need to program a bit of strategy in order to move forward" Priceless.
I'll have to keep on eye on him.
I'll have to keep on eye on him.
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Not just marketeers, for mindless meaningless baws the forces have some brilliant ones. .
Just a quick brief to clarify the situation:
I think we need to hit the ground running, keep our eye on the ball, and make sure that we are all singing off the same song sheet. At the end of the day, it is not a level playing field and the goal posts may move; if they do, someone else may have to pick it up and run with it. We therefore must have a golf bag of options hot-to-trot from the word 'go'. It is your train set but we cannot afford to leave it on the back burner; we've got a lot of irons in the fire right now.
We need to unstick a few potential poo traps but it all depends on the flash to bang time and fudge factor allowed. Things may end up slipping to the left, if they do, we need to run a tight ship. I don't want to reinvent the wheel but we must get right into the weeds on this one. If push comes to shove, we may have to up stumps and then we'll be in a whole new ball game.
I suggest we test the water with a few warmers in the bank. If we can produce the goods then we are cooking with gas. If not, then we are in a world of hurt. I don't want to die in a ditch over it but we could easily end up in a flat spin if people start getting twitchy. To that end, I want to get round the bazaars and make sure the movers and the shakers are on-side from day one. If you hit me with your shopping list I can take it to the head honchos and start the ball rolling.
There is light at the end of the tunnel and I think we have backed a winner here. If it gets blown out of the water, however, I will be throwing a track. So get your feet into my in-tray and give me chapter and verse as to how you see things panning out. As long as our ducks are in a row I think the ball will stay in play and we can come up smelling of roses.
Before you bomb burst and throw smoke, it is imperative we nail our colours very firmly to the mast and look at the big picture. We've got to march to the beat of the drum. We are on a sticky wicket, so we'll need to play with a straight bat and watch out for fast *****.
I've been on permanent send for long enough and I've had my ten pence worth. I don't want to rock the boat or teach anyone to suck eggs. We must keep this firmly in our sight picture or it will fall between the cracks. If the cap fits, wear it, but it may seem like pushing fog up a hill with a sharp stick.
Hope this clarifies the situation for you!!
Just a quick brief to clarify the situation:
I think we need to hit the ground running, keep our eye on the ball, and make sure that we are all singing off the same song sheet. At the end of the day, it is not a level playing field and the goal posts may move; if they do, someone else may have to pick it up and run with it. We therefore must have a golf bag of options hot-to-trot from the word 'go'. It is your train set but we cannot afford to leave it on the back burner; we've got a lot of irons in the fire right now.
We need to unstick a few potential poo traps but it all depends on the flash to bang time and fudge factor allowed. Things may end up slipping to the left, if they do, we need to run a tight ship. I don't want to reinvent the wheel but we must get right into the weeds on this one. If push comes to shove, we may have to up stumps and then we'll be in a whole new ball game.
I suggest we test the water with a few warmers in the bank. If we can produce the goods then we are cooking with gas. If not, then we are in a world of hurt. I don't want to die in a ditch over it but we could easily end up in a flat spin if people start getting twitchy. To that end, I want to get round the bazaars and make sure the movers and the shakers are on-side from day one. If you hit me with your shopping list I can take it to the head honchos and start the ball rolling.
There is light at the end of the tunnel and I think we have backed a winner here. If it gets blown out of the water, however, I will be throwing a track. So get your feet into my in-tray and give me chapter and verse as to how you see things panning out. As long as our ducks are in a row I think the ball will stay in play and we can come up smelling of roses.
Before you bomb burst and throw smoke, it is imperative we nail our colours very firmly to the mast and look at the big picture. We've got to march to the beat of the drum. We are on a sticky wicket, so we'll need to play with a straight bat and watch out for fast *****.
I've been on permanent send for long enough and I've had my ten pence worth. I don't want to rock the boat or teach anyone to suck eggs. We must keep this firmly in our sight picture or it will fall between the cracks. If the cap fits, wear it, but it may seem like pushing fog up a hill with a sharp stick.
Hope this clarifies the situation for you!!
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It's not marketeers, it's corporate America.
All my colleagues are in the US and our meetings are full of expressions such as wiggle room, getting your ducks in a row, spinning our wheels and putting issues in the parking lot.
At the end of the day, you kind of get used to it and accept that the expressions give a visual image to what is being said.
A lot of people on here use such expressions as LOL, ROFL, BRB, HTH etc and no one worries about that.
All my colleagues are in the US and our meetings are full of expressions such as wiggle room, getting your ducks in a row, spinning our wheels and putting issues in the parking lot.
At the end of the day, you kind of get used to it and accept that the expressions give a visual image to what is being said.
A lot of people on here use such expressions as LOL, ROFL, BRB, HTH etc and no one worries about that.
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It's not marketeers, it's corporate America.
All my colleagues are in the US and our meetings are full of expressions such as wiggle room, getting your ducks in a row, spinning our wheels and putting issues in the parking lot.
At the end of the day, you kind of get used to it and accept that the expressions give a visual image to what is being said.
All my colleagues are in the US and our meetings are full of expressions such as wiggle room, getting your ducks in a row, spinning our wheels and putting issues in the parking lot.
At the end of the day, you kind of get used to it and accept that the expressions give a visual image to what is being said.
Dave
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Always liked " c*cks on the block with this one " implying significant risk to all those involved in a particular project. Or " going t*ts out with this one " indicating that a particular project is likely to draw a lot of attention from those around. Also JFDI, a variant on the Nike slogan.
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Wait for it... from a leading company dedicated to boardroom bingo I bring you...
Murder Boards - AKA War room review sessions
Hothouse sessions
Speed dating
Hand shake eventing
It's all meetings and reviewing sessions really.... seriously!! My company must be GGGGGREAT!!
Murder Boards - AKA War room review sessions
Hothouse sessions
Speed dating
Hand shake eventing
It's all meetings and reviewing sessions really.... seriously!! My company must be GGGGGREAT!!
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You must deal with a load of bearded sandle wearing engineering types as all my customers understand it
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"Robust" is a standard automotive term used for process capabilty & process issues. So nothing new there.
Drilling down to the figures, lots of automotive OEM applications have sets of monthly data accessed from a word hyperlink, so rather than send out huge reports, they send out a small web based report, which by hitting the relevant link will take you to the next level of data. Anyone who has worked for "Ford" will have come accross this via the supplier B2B portals.
Mart
Drilling down to the figures, lots of automotive OEM applications have sets of monthly data accessed from a word hyperlink, so rather than send out huge reports, they send out a small web based report, which by hitting the relevant link will take you to the next level of data. Anyone who has worked for "Ford" will have come accross this via the supplier B2B portals.
Mart
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You haven't lived until a weasel faced Aussie business process consultant has asked you to "double-click on that" ...
Its probably obvious to everyone but for those not down with consultant speak it means to explore or focus on something..... as in 'I don't feel that we have a robust contingency strategy - lets double-click on that!'
Drove me nuts in a 3 hour training and development session....
Its probably obvious to everyone but for those not down with consultant speak it means to explore or focus on something..... as in 'I don't feel that we have a robust contingency strategy - lets double-click on that!'
Drove me nuts in a 3 hour training and development session....
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Why is it marketing folk think that by thinking up as new word or expression that it justifies their existence. Is it some sort of game taught to them whilst at uni? sort of see how many w@nk/ghey expressions you can get away with at your company before somone spots it.
I have heard a load of guff marketing expressions over the year but these really ticked me.
sudenly everthing is 'robust'
Robust approach
Robust thinking
Robust (add expression here)
and now the pi$$ de la resistence and my favourite to date "Swim Lanes"
Now what does this mean to anybody except a marketeer and why oh why swim lines, is this the result of blue sky thinking, outside the box per chance?
Marketeers - it is all smoke and mirrors, using silly expressions and phrases does not do anything except make the user look like a knobber!
Marketeers are the new special needs group as far as i am concerned - until proved otherwise
Is that a robust enough post on the subject?
Now i have run this up the flagpole will any S'netters salute it i wonder?
I have heard a load of guff marketing expressions over the year but these really ticked me.
sudenly everthing is 'robust'
Robust approach
Robust thinking
Robust (add expression here)
and now the pi$$ de la resistence and my favourite to date "Swim Lanes"
Now what does this mean to anybody except a marketeer and why oh why swim lines, is this the result of blue sky thinking, outside the box per chance?
Marketeers - it is all smoke and mirrors, using silly expressions and phrases does not do anything except make the user look like a knobber!
Marketeers are the new special needs group as far as i am concerned - until proved otherwise
Is that a robust enough post on the subject?
Now i have run this up the flagpole will any S'netters salute it i wonder?
As well as being a 'left homo' I'm also in marketing!!
But your thread has certainly got some 'traction'
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Swim Lanes': Play on words this is derived from 'Swan Limes' - a very rare fruit. They have white feathers and a green skin, hence the name. Used in marketing terms to refer to great ideas, one in a million.
As in ' Brilliant real Swan Limes'
And checking on my research details it came from a top coloured American Marketing man who by re arranging the letters in his name discovered the connection ...he was...Masa Lewis.
And thankyou, please
Dan
As in ' Brilliant real Swan Limes'
And checking on my research details it came from a top coloured American Marketing man who by re arranging the letters in his name discovered the connection ...he was...Masa Lewis.
And thankyou, please
Dan
Why is it marketing folk think that by thinking up as new word or expression that it justifies their existence. Is it some sort of game taught to them whilst at uni? sort of see how many w@nk/ghey expressions you can get away with at your company before somone spots it.
I have heard a load of guff marketing expressions over the year but these really ticked me.
sudenly everthing is 'robust'
Robust approach
Robust thinking
Robust (add expression here)
and now the pi$$ de la resistence and my favourite to date "Swim Lanes"
Now what does this mean to anybody except a marketeer and why oh why swim lines, is this the result of blue sky thinking, outside the box per chance?
Marketeers - it is all smoke and mirrors, using silly expressions and phrases does not do anything except make the user look like a knobber!
Marketeers are the new special needs group as far as i am concerned - until proved otherwise
Is that a robust enough post on the subject?
Now i have run this up the flagpole will any S'netters salute it i wonder?
I have heard a load of guff marketing expressions over the year but these really ticked me.
sudenly everthing is 'robust'
Robust approach
Robust thinking
Robust (add expression here)
and now the pi$$ de la resistence and my favourite to date "Swim Lanes"
Now what does this mean to anybody except a marketeer and why oh why swim lines, is this the result of blue sky thinking, outside the box per chance?
Marketeers - it is all smoke and mirrors, using silly expressions and phrases does not do anything except make the user look like a knobber!
Marketeers are the new special needs group as far as i am concerned - until proved otherwise
Is that a robust enough post on the subject?
Now i have run this up the flagpole will any S'netters salute it i wonder?
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****... glad I don't work somewhere I'd have to listen to mongs coming out with pish like that, I'd probably lose it and burst the ******!
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