Fancy a bid on this cow ??
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13 May 2008, 05:50 PM
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Q: If this is true, well done mate!!! That is the funniest thing ever. Shes a Trout 13-May-08
A: all true buddy
Q: Is she willing to have sex with animals on film? 13-May-08
A: got the tapes here
Q: Will you ship to the USA? Regards Miami Dolphins Marching Band 13-May-08
A: sorry collection only
Q: I find it hard to belive 2 men would go with something with teeth that match the colour of her hair? Could i have some proof? 13-May-08
A: hilarious
Q: As someone who has just split with another cheating, lying, ***** I'd like to advise you this may be seen as 'harassment'. at which point the police will raid your house and seize your computers, then fail to provide the evidence to both the prosecution and defense when you get to court. If only you could stone the bitch to death eh? 13-May-08
A: many thanks
Q: Sorry for ya mate...but by the looks of things at least the bitch is going to make you rich! 13-May-08
A: we live in hope, cheers
Q: How did you find out what was going on? 13-May-08
A: dumb bitch was just careless
Q: Were you crying while making this ad? 13-May-08
A: only with laughter
Q: How many previous owners? What are the emissions like? Been serviced recently? How much does it cost to fill up? Good luck! 13-May-08
A: too many to list, thanks
Q: Was that photo taken pre or post donkey punch? 13-May-08
A: definately pre, that was one of the better ones
Q: Soory about your situation, but would you consider swapping for a Y reg Ford Fiesta? Only 68,000 miles.. 13-May-08
A: your fiesta would be a darn sight more reliable mate, stick with it
Q: Does she come with full service history? 13-May-08
A: as serviced very recently by richard drew
Q: Question 1. Can I have another pic, from a different angle! 2 Does she take it in the ****ter? 3 can't get through to her phone! pls can I have an e-mail 13-May-08
A: sharon.osborn@networkrail.co.uk
Q: Are you sure they aren't just good friends, and why haven't you bopped Tricky Dicky on his nose ? 13-May-08
A: watch this space
Q: whats the sloppy seconds taste like ??? 13-May-08
A: when i find the next bloke she ***** i'll ask him
Q: Mate, sorry for you but fair play to ya..good luck 13-May-08
A: cheers
Q: What are the approximate dimensions of her chuff? 13-May-08
A: XXXL
Q: What are the approximate dimensions of her chuff? 13-May-08
A: XL
Q: Do you realise this has spread across the net? WestHamOnline.net - The Online WHU Community - sorry about your situation but thanks for the afternoon entertainment - Pee Wee 13-May-08
A: absolute pleasure
Q: Does she have a gag reflex? 13-May-08
A: No, just makes everybody else gag
Q: If this is true, well done mate!!! That is the funniest thing ever. Shes a Trout 13-May-08
A: all true buddy
Q: Is she willing to have sex with animals on film? 13-May-08
A: got the tapes here
Q: Will you ship to the USA? Regards Miami Dolphins Marching Band 13-May-08
A: sorry collection only
Q: I find it hard to belive 2 men would go with something with teeth that match the colour of her hair? Could i have some proof? 13-May-08
A: hilarious
Q: As someone who has just split with another cheating, lying, ***** I'd like to advise you this may be seen as 'harassment'. at which point the police will raid your house and seize your computers, then fail to provide the evidence to both the prosecution and defense when you get to court. If only you could stone the bitch to death eh? 13-May-08
A: many thanks
Q: Sorry for ya mate...but by the looks of things at least the bitch is going to make you rich! 13-May-08
A: we live in hope, cheers
Q: How did you find out what was going on? 13-May-08
A: dumb bitch was just careless
Q: Were you crying while making this ad? 13-May-08
A: only with laughter
Q: How many previous owners? What are the emissions like? Been serviced recently? How much does it cost to fill up? Good luck! 13-May-08
A: too many to list, thanks
Q: Was that photo taken pre or post donkey punch? 13-May-08
A: definately pre, that was one of the better ones
Q: Soory about your situation, but would you consider swapping for a Y reg Ford Fiesta? Only 68,000 miles.. 13-May-08
A: your fiesta would be a darn sight more reliable mate, stick with it
Q: Does she come with full service history? 13-May-08
A: as serviced very recently by richard drew
Q: Question 1. Can I have another pic, from a different angle! 2 Does she take it in the ****ter? 3 can't get through to her phone! pls can I have an e-mail 13-May-08
A: sharon.osborn@networkrail.co.uk
Q: Are you sure they aren't just good friends, and why haven't you bopped Tricky Dicky on his nose ? 13-May-08
A: watch this space
Q: whats the sloppy seconds taste like ??? 13-May-08
A: when i find the next bloke she ***** i'll ask him
Q: Mate, sorry for you but fair play to ya..good luck 13-May-08
A: cheers
Q: What are the approximate dimensions of her chuff? 13-May-08
A: XXXL
Q: What are the approximate dimensions of her chuff? 13-May-08
A: XL
Q: Do you realise this has spread across the net? WestHamOnline.net - The Online WHU Community - sorry about your situation but thanks for the afternoon entertainment - Pee Wee 13-May-08
A: absolute pleasure
Q: Does she have a gag reflex? 13-May-08
A: No, just makes everybody else gag
13 May 2008, 05:51 PM
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Q: Can you get her hair done ? Does she have muscles? 13-May-08
A: couldn't do anything with the hair, will supply paper bag if helps
Q: Would you consider a part exchange for my greedy fat bitch of an ex wife? 13-May-08
A: unfortunately your part ex is prob worth more than she is
Q: Does she take it up the rusty bullethole/chocolate highway/knotted balloon, then lick it clean? 13-May-08
A: No, but she does has a strap on for the new bloke
Q: Does the cheating bitch cook and clean? Also, is the item low maintenance? 13-May-08
A: Cant cook, wont clean, high maintenance, excellent liar, total bitch, etc
Q: If not completely satisfied do you offer a returns policy ???? 13-May-08
A: NO RETURNS....Soiled goods mate
Q: does she take it up the bum ??? 13-May-08
A: Phone the new bloke and ask him
Q: at least your not bitter mate!! if you want, i can "eliminate" for you, for a fee.... 13-May-08
A: Wouldn't waste a good bullet buddy
Q: does she take it up the backdoor ? 13-May-08
A: phone RICHARD and ask him
Q: Would you consider a buy it now? I'll give you 50p for the watch and you can keep the fish face attached to it. 13-May-08
A: i always liked that watch as well
Q: Can you get her hair done ? Does she have muscles? 13-May-08
A: couldn't do anything with the hair, will supply paper bag if helps
Q: Would you consider a part exchange for my greedy fat bitch of an ex wife? 13-May-08
A: unfortunately your part ex is prob worth more than she is
Q: Does she take it up the rusty bullethole/chocolate highway/knotted balloon, then lick it clean? 13-May-08
A: No, but she does has a strap on for the new bloke
Q: Does the cheating bitch cook and clean? Also, is the item low maintenance? 13-May-08
A: Cant cook, wont clean, high maintenance, excellent liar, total bitch, etc
Q: If not completely satisfied do you offer a returns policy ???? 13-May-08
A: NO RETURNS....Soiled goods mate
Q: does she take it up the bum ??? 13-May-08
A: Phone the new bloke and ask him
Q: at least your not bitter mate!! if you want, i can "eliminate" for you, for a fee.... 13-May-08
A: Wouldn't waste a good bullet buddy
Q: does she take it up the backdoor ? 13-May-08
A: phone RICHARD and ask him
Q: Would you consider a buy it now? I'll give you 50p for the watch and you can keep the fish face attached to it. 13-May-08
A: i always liked that watch as well
15 May 2008, 09:38 AM
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