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Old 01 May 2008, 09:17 PM
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Yikes, I know things like prostate cancer have to be publicised and the public educated, but to watch a doctor sticking his finger up some bloke's **** is hard to watch.
Old 01 May 2008, 09:23 PM
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michael barrymore will be watching with great delight
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I love this program, ******* on the telly
Old 01 May 2008, 09:30 PM
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did you see the episode last night the prolapsed rectum that was nasty.
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I had to switch it off! I was cringing and crossing my legs all the time.
Old 01 May 2008, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I love this program, ******* on the telly
Thought you chicks were only into shaved *******,,btw i havent seen the program or whatever it is..
Old 01 May 2008, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by gtijames
did you see the episode last night the prolapsed rectum that was nasty.
Reapeated at 11on C4 if anyones interested.
Old 01 May 2008, 10:26 PM
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Oh well.

We already had our share of beef curtains and buckets.

I suppose its only fair
Old 01 May 2008, 10:34 PM
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P: Doctor, I find my vagina ugly and really embarrassing, it's ruining my life and I have no confidence.
D: Do you mind if we show your vagina, in detail, to 6 million people?
P: Sure, no problem

Is it just me that finds that odd?
Old 01 May 2008, 11:05 PM
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I said that when the chap tonight said he had suffered with his complaint for 10 years.... as he was too embaressed to see his GP

then when they set up the GP clinic at the rugby he must have thought to himself ...' i know I'll go and ask that GP here so everyone can see my problem on the goggle-box
Old 01 May 2008, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
I said that when the chap tonight said he had suffered with his complaint for 10 years.... as he was too embaressed to see his GP

then when they set up the GP clinic at the rugby he must have thought to himself ...' i know I'll go and ask that GP here so everyone can see my problem on the goggle-box
So what is this embarrassing ailment with his winkie?


Have you ever had the pleasure of hearing about my winkie?

Cyril.
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I love the way they promote this programme. If you are too embarrassed to speak to your Doctor, we can help. Yeah, tell millions of folks on tv instead

It's vile, I watched two minutes tonight and switched it off. Downloaded some songs instead
Old 01 May 2008, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyril Robertson
So what is this embarrassing ailment with his winkie?

Have you ever had the pleasure of hearing about my winkie?

Cyril.
I can't remember

Do tell
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
I can't remember

Do tell
My Brenda often tells me with a twinkle in her eye, how much she loves to see my old boy towering above my midriff in splendid munificence.

How I wish for only 10inches

It's a hindrance a chore and a bloody ailment !

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Originally Posted by DYK
Thought you chicks were only into shaved *******,,btw i havent seen the program or whatever it is..
SHAVED!!!! Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch :e ek2:

How many thou does they take off?
Old 02 May 2008, 03:30 AM
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there is nothing quite like a freshly shaved *******
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
P: Doctor, I find my vagina ugly and really embarrassing, it's ruining my life and I have no confidence.
D: Do you mind if we show your vagina, in detail, to 6 million people?
P: Sure, no problem

Is it just me that finds that odd?
I saw that, also she was wearing the same underwear lol
How can you strip off from the waist down for tv but not be able to relax with a partner ?
Ive watched the programme all week and think its been great, helps cut the crap from the truth,
I hope a lot of the younger generation have watched it as they dont seem to teach you anything like this thru the PSE lessons in schools etc,
If your taught these things at a earlier age it will make you a lot more aware thru the years,
Top programme !
Old 02 May 2008, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobynewbie72
I saw that, also she was wearing the same underwear lol
How can you strip off from the waist down for tv but not be able to relax with a partner ?
Ive watched the programme all week and think its been great, helps cut the crap from the truth,
I hope a lot of the younger generation have watched it as they dont seem to teach you anything like this thru the PSE lessons in schools etc,
If your taught these things at a earlier age it will make you a lot more aware thru the years,
Top programme !
To be fair her flower did look like a venus fly trap .

Quality show.

Felt sorry for the poor lass who had suffered "Snake skin" legs for 12 years while the "professionals" of the NHS fcuked about. 10 minutes on Channel 4 and she's cured - maybe we should give our £60Billion to C4 and they can take care of us !
Old 02 May 2008, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
P: Doctor, I find my vagina ugly and really embarrassing, it's ruining my life and I have no confidence.
D: Do you mind if we show your vagina, in detail, to 6 million people? and pay the total cost of all the top notch private treatment you get
P: Sure, no problem

Is it just me that finds that odd?
Mystery solved
Old 02 May 2008, 10:12 AM
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Fell across this last night. Quite honestly, I couldn't believe the size of that bloke's glasses! Do people still wear that style??
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
Fell across this last night. Quite honestly, I couldn't believe the size of that bloke's glasses! Do people still wear that style??
Maybe he wears them because they make his ***** look a bit bigger, it was tiny quite small
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All the same, did we have to have such close close-ups? I'm just glad I wasn't eating!
Old 02 May 2008, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
Maybe he wears them because they make his ***** look a bit bigger, it was tiny quite small
On a completely unrelated matter - I happened to see DCI in the local paper yesterday

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Old 02 May 2008, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
On a completely unrelated matter - I happened to see DCI in the local paper yesterday

I wonder what he was doing in Brighton the gay capital of the south coast?
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It was scary how those blokes they spoke to didnt know where their prostate is and how it can give trouble, then just ignoring the problem.
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Originally Posted by BOB.T
P: Doctor, I find my vagina ugly and really embarrassing, it's ruining my life and I have no confidence.
D: Do you mind if we show your vagina, in detail, to 6 million people?
P: Sure, no problem

Is it just me that finds that odd?

Indeed. Finds it v embarrassing to show her poonanny off, so they film it and show it on't telly !

BTW, I thought it looked ok and would have happily given her one, but then I should point out there has been no "Mrs Jock" for 6 months !
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
Yikes, I know things like prostate cancer have to be publicised and the public educated, but to watch a doctor sticking his finger up some bloke's **** is hard to watch.
Its not that much of a wild time having it done to you either.

Les
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