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Old 19 April 2008, 02:44 PM
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I just saw this report:

BBC NEWS | England | Manchester | Woman falls from motorway bridge

where the current version of it says that two lanes will be closed until midday.

[grumpy old man]
But why ?

I can see that getting her off the motorway and to hospital would take a short while. Taking a few pictures of the scene would be necessary if it was considered suspicious. But why cause chaos on the motorway network for hours because somebody fell (or perhaps jumped) off the bridge ?
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There, I feel better now...
Old 19 April 2008, 03:16 PM
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lol because it needs to be investigated as you say. Answered your own question there.

I know what you mean though, for the uninvolved its a pain in the ***
Old 19 April 2008, 03:19 PM
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Yes, but in HS NUlabia UK, there has to be at least all of the services, two quangos, & someone to apportion the blame too

Whereas on the continent, (bahn) they close one lane, deal with it propmtly and reopen asap


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Old 19 April 2008, 04:36 PM
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lol i like the way it says,several people are being treated for shock..shock from what,seeing a woman fall off a bridge,suppose now they will claim for compansation,and post traumatic stress...
Old 19 April 2008, 05:18 PM
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If an incident lasts more than 4 hours then a catering van arrives to refresh the w*rking emergency services, and the 37 coppers who turn up, loiter, get in the way, do nothing and generally to$$ it off for as long as possible. At least, that's the opinion of a chief fire officer I know
Old 19 April 2008, 06:17 PM
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How the hell did she fall off ?

Its not like they dont have handrails or anything.
Old 19 April 2008, 06:44 PM
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Jumper?
Old 19 April 2008, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by bugeyeandy
Jumper?

Someone might have tried, which is why she fell off ..

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Old 19 April 2008, 08:02 PM
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because the ****ing traffic wombles needed to justify their friggin jobs by closing the whole motorway whilst they sat there comparing what shade their bloody high viz vests are
Old 20 April 2008, 09:38 AM
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That bit of the M60 is getting a bit of a name for itself with incidents like these. That is the 5th time in about 18 months it has been closed either due to jumpers or kids running across the motorway and getting hit (known locally as 'The running of the chav' )

You often see kids playing dare on the side of the motorway or trying to shim across the bridges. Why this should be so prevalent just on this part of the M60 is beyond me, but it is.
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
because the ****ing traffic wombles needed to justify their friggin jobs by closing the whole motorway whilst they sat there comparing what shade their bloody high viz vests are

My viz is better than your viz,No my viz is better than yoursssss
Old 20 April 2008, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mart360
Yes, but in HS NUlabia UK, there has to be at least all of the services, two quangos, & someone to apportion the blame too

Whereas on the continent, (bahn) they close one lane, deal with it propmtly and reopen asap


mart
Not forgetting a couple of "managers" to make sure all the targets have been achieved!

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To "cause" delays.
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