There's a food thief at work!
11 April 2008, 08:19 AM
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There's a food thief at work!
This has been going on for some time, and it's really starting to nark me off.
We have a fridge at work, which we all keep our own bits and pieces in, as once we are at work we are stuck here for 12 hours straight and cannot leave for lunch and other supplies.
It started off by large quantities of tea bags etc going missing, leaving you short when you come to work expecting them to still be there, then sugar etc.
Came in this morning to find hardly any milk left, there was nearly two pints when I left. Far more than if someone was just using it to make a few cups of tea if they had forgot theirs (which I wouldn't begrudge).
I left two sausages in the fridge in a sealed box, come in this morning to find ONE - how annoying is that?
So... enough's enough, I cant directly accuse anyone because it could be a choice of a few, so that leaves me with little choice other than to sabotage the milk, which is the most hit item.
I am thinking of spiking it with quite a powerful laxative, and then removing all trace of toilet paper from the building. Extremely childish I know but could be quite funny.
What do you think is this too much or well deserved?
We have a fridge at work, which we all keep our own bits and pieces in, as once we are at work we are stuck here for 12 hours straight and cannot leave for lunch and other supplies.
It started off by large quantities of tea bags etc going missing, leaving you short when you come to work expecting them to still be there, then sugar etc.
Came in this morning to find hardly any milk left, there was nearly two pints when I left. Far more than if someone was just using it to make a few cups of tea if they had forgot theirs (which I wouldn't begrudge).
I left two sausages in the fridge in a sealed box, come in this morning to find ONE - how annoying is that?
So... enough's enough, I cant directly accuse anyone because it could be a choice of a few, so that leaves me with little choice other than to sabotage the milk, which is the most hit item.
I am thinking of spiking it with quite a powerful laxative, and then removing all trace of toilet paper from the building. Extremely childish I know but could be quite funny.
What do you think is this too much or well deserved?
11 April 2008, 08:31 AM
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Cookie,
I had the same last year, and can tell you laxatives will do the trick.
I don't lose any more milk
I had the same last year, and can tell you laxatives will do the trick.
I don't lose any more milk
11 April 2008, 08:44 AM
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If you get about a teaspoon in a concentrated area, they will wish thier tongue had never been born.
I once dabbed a bit on a my little finger and that me under the tap for 5 minutes.
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11 April 2008, 08:52 AM
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I was thinking more of a trap - You said a sausage had gone missing. It should be fairly simple to devise a way of injecting a sausage with insanity sauce - Or a pasty or something like that.
If you get about a teaspoon in a concentrated area, they will wish thier tongue had never been born.
I once dabbed a bit on a my little finger and that me under the tap for 5 minutes.
If you get about a teaspoon in a concentrated area, they will wish thier tongue had never been born.
I once dabbed a bit on a my little finger and that me under the tap for 5 minutes.
The sausage was nowhere near as common as the milk.
11 April 2008, 09:17 AM
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Boogers - won't stop them but at least you'll have a sense of satisfaction.
We had someone nicking biscuits so when the tub was nearly done, we licked them all. Sure enough, a few were gone the next day and although the biccies were gone, it cheered everyone up
We had someone nicking biscuits so when the tub was nearly done, we licked them all. Sure enough, a few were gone the next day and although the biccies were gone, it cheered everyone up
11 April 2008, 09:17 AM
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make this - http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...liBeefSoup.jpg - and double the chilli quantity. i use fresh bird eye (which i grow in the garden) chillis rather than powder, but have tried scotch bonnets - now that WAS hot!
11 April 2008, 09:25 AM
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But then again, I want them to suffer, and not be able to complain as they have taken someone else stuff
11 April 2008, 09:34 AM
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Why not just hold a staff meeting about it?
Say you know who it is, you've seen them. Your not going to take it any further as long as it stops, now.
I'm pretty sure after that it'll stop. You might even find out who it is. The one who looks guilty
Say you know who it is, you've seen them. Your not going to take it any further as long as it stops, now.
I'm pretty sure after that it'll stop. You might even find out who it is. The one who looks guilty
11 April 2008, 09:35 AM
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You need to invest. Invest in the best, may i suggest Terry Tate.
YouTube - Terry Tate Office Linebacker "Cake Stealer"
defo a SIAL but perfect for such situations.
YouTube - Terry Tate Office Linebacker "Cake Stealer"
defo a SIAL but perfect for such situations.
11 April 2008, 09:38 AM
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Hmmm I see your point.
OK. who about this then. Get 2 sticks of dynamite, some paint, and disguise the dynamite as a couple tasty Sausages. When the thief goes to get some free sausages for their tea........ Booooom
Problem solved
11 April 2008, 09:47 AM
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Bit of bluffing?
Leave a note in the fridge overnight "To whoever stole the milk last night, we urinated in it before leaving the office"
Set up a webcam to capture the reaction as well
Leave a note in the fridge overnight "To whoever stole the milk last night, we urinated in it before leaving the office"
Set up a webcam to capture the reaction as well
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Ex-Lax works everytime.....
leave a Mar's bar or similar in the fridge but first pop a hole in the bottom of the wrapper big enough to put a biro body through into the bar then break a few pieces of ex-lax and then insert right into the middle of the chocolate bar.
Then stand back and watch the increased activity near the loo's
leave a Mar's bar or similar in the fridge but first pop a hole in the bottom of the wrapper big enough to put a biro body through into the bar then break a few pieces of ex-lax and then insert right into the middle of the chocolate bar.
Then stand back and watch the increased activity near the loo's
11 April 2008, 10:02 AM
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You have upper class sausages? Do they have little crowns on them?
Milk.... Try "Pure Cap" instead. Though milk being fatty, tends to neutralise the effects of chillies. Of course, if it's fully skimmed or 1/2 skimmed....
J.
Milk.... Try "Pure Cap" instead. Though milk being fatty, tends to neutralise the effects of chillies. Of course, if it's fully skimmed or 1/2 skimmed....
J.
11 April 2008, 10:04 AM
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Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce (The Original)
Best used with people that think they are immune to spicy food.
It is hotter than you can possibly imagine, I mena like mind blowingly hot.
Best used with people that think they are immune to spicy food.
It is hotter than you can possibly imagine, I mena like mind blowingly hot.
11 April 2008, 10:20 AM
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add a bit of antifreeze to the milk. In future they wont be able to see it in the fridge
Disclaimer: jaytc2003 doesn not advise the use of such toxins in real life
Disclaimer: jaytc2003 doesn not advise the use of such toxins in real life
11 April 2008, 10:23 AM
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"The original Super Hot Sauce "Dave's Insanity Sauce" can now seem mild at 51,000 Scoville units (est.) when compared to some of the sauces in this category."
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