Bleddy Delia Bleddy Smith *mad*
01 April 2008, 11:10 PM
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Bleddy Delia Bleddy Smith *mad*
What is it with this woman? She decides to present a new series on how to cheat at cooking with store bought ready made ingredients, and she still manages to turn a bleddy big % of the population in adoring dimwits!!
Having not watched any of her series, I went out today as I need a Mini Food Chopper(as I have decided to put my dog on a health kick)- only to find that those who follow her shadow have stripped the country clean of the damn things....
John Lewis even have a 'Delia' sticker on their display model...is she really idolised that much??!!! JL alone have a 5000+ order list waiting for stock to reappear...they did offer to sell me one for £99 but as I am only sorting out the mutt, I am only willing to spend around £20..and I have had good experience with Kenwood stuff but it looks like I am going to have a long wait.. unless any of you lot know where I can get my grubby mits on one
A kenwood CH180 - rarer than a rare thing on a rare sunny English day
I hope Kenwood are giving Ms Smith a decent cut of the profits, and her vice versa when she sells her bleddy book
Having not watched any of her series, I went out today as I need a Mini Food Chopper(as I have decided to put my dog on a health kick)- only to find that those who follow her shadow have stripped the country clean of the damn things....
John Lewis even have a 'Delia' sticker on their display model...is she really idolised that much??!!! JL alone have a 5000+ order list waiting for stock to reappear...they did offer to sell me one for £99 but as I am only sorting out the mutt, I am only willing to spend around £20..and I have had good experience with Kenwood stuff but it looks like I am going to have a long wait.. unless any of you lot know where I can get my grubby mits on one
A kenwood CH180 - rarer than a rare thing on a rare sunny English day I hope Kenwood are giving Ms Smith a decent cut of the profits, and her vice versa when she sells her bleddy book
01 April 2008, 11:15 PM
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She's just copying off of "Nigella Express" which consists of the woman opening loads of shop-bought antipasti, starters, snacks etc and going "DA-DAAAAAAHHH!"
Cooking for the mentally challenged.
Cooking for the mentally challenged.
01 April 2008, 11:25 PM
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!! She's even worse than Delia... her and her bleddy 'friends' who seem to come over for her mentally challenged peoples parties
01 April 2008, 11:29 PM
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Absolutely true. I imagine Delia's **** to be like a pair of those fried eggs that you cook when pissed. You put them in the fat when it's smouldering in a blue haze and break the yolk in the process. Then you realise that the frying pan has numerous U.F.O.s* floating in the old oil, which foams like window-frame fixer. The resultant gastronomic delight is a black and white-mottled, crunchy-edged, solid-yolked monstrosity unfit even for the consumption of students.
*Unidentifiable Fried Objects
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I got one of these Kenwoods (but in silver) last winter. I use it at least every two days. 
It's a good job Delia didn't present the naked chef. <shudder>
It's a good job Delia didn't present the naked chef. <shudder>
That's a bit too big for me.. my KitchenAid Mixer takes pride of place atm
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Absolutely true. I imagine Delia's **** to be like a pair of those fried eggs that you cook when pissed. You put them in the fat when it's smouldering in a blue haze and break the yolk in the process. Then you realise that the frying pan has numerous U.F.O.s* floating in the old oil, which foams like window-frame fixer. The resultant gastronomic delight is a black and white-mottled, crunchy-edged, solid-yolked monstrosity unfit even for the consumption of students.
*Unidentifiable Fried Objects
*Unidentifiable Fried Objects
You have such a way with words, Bubs
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Anna, my hand blender has a mini bowl with knife attachment for chopping stuff and was half price from Argos Buy Breville 3 in 1 Hand Blender. at Argos.co.uk - Your Online Shop for .
It's also got a 'turbo' button
Buy Breville 3 in 1 Hand Blender. at Argos.co.uk - Your Online Shop for .It's also got a 'turbo' button
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There should be a hit squad next to the freezers in the supermarkets. Then anyone who follows her "recipes" and is shopping for frozen mashed potato or chopped onions can be grabbed, taken into the trolley bay and shot
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