When You Are Retired
06 March 2008, 08:56 AM
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When You Are Retired
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day Ting Tong and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went
up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a **** turd. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So Ting Tong called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
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Personally, we didn't care. We'd come into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
Well, for example, the other day Ting Tong and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went
up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a **** turd. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So Ting Tong called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Personally, we didn't care. We'd come into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
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