White van man/cock
04 March 2008, 07:22 PM
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White van man/****
On the way to the local tyre garage this morning to have new alloys fitted on the Scooby. There I am, minding my own business, waiting to turn right to pull into the garage when some eejit driving a white van slows right down coming the other way, almost stops, winds his window down and shouts at me "******* bitch, a woman like you shouldn't be driving a car like that!"
How rude. I was too shocked to reply and he just drove off.
04 March 2008, 07:23 PM
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What's worse is that you're a man.
Weekend dress still on?
04 March 2008, 07:30 PM
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You are a woman right?
What a strange thing to do!
04 March 2008, 07:37 PM
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Just laugh at the inedequate, I cant stand blokes that cant cope with wommen having better stuff/earn more than them, its pathetic.
04 March 2008, 07:37 PM
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You are a woman right?
What a strange thing to do!
Yes I am a woman, with breasts and everything....... Last time I checked anyway.
It was strange, I couldn't believe it, I drive the Scoob to work everyday nothing like that has ever happened to me before.
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04 March 2008, 07:42 PM
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Just laugh at the inedequate, I cant stand blokes that cant cope with wommen having better stuff/earn more than them, its pathetic.
I think he was maybe showing of to the other 2 lads in the van. I'd say they were early 20's.
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04 March 2008, 07:44 PM
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Yes I am a woman, with breasts and everything....... Last time I checked anyway.
You'll get lots of questions about their size now
04 March 2008, 07:45 PM
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Yes I am a woman, with breasts and everything....... Last time I checked anyway.
Laura
I'd
like to believe you. But we really need photographic evidence.
04 March 2008, 07:48 PM
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As if by magic..^^
04 March 2008, 07:49 PM
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like to believe you. But we really need photographic evidence.
Don't listen to him.. how rude to ask a lady to post pictures on a public forum !!
PM them to me
04 March 2008, 07:50 PM
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The answer would have been, "Well you 3 monkies are driving exactly the muppet vehicle which suits you"
But it's easy with hindsight
If it's any consolation, they laughed at the comment for 5 seconds then forgot it when they hooted at the next female and suggested she removes her top and shows them her breasts!!
(Just like on here then!!!)
04 March 2008, 07:53 PM
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As if by magic..^^
Oh dear, what have I done, Scoobychick, you've been here before haven't you.
04 March 2008, 07:54 PM
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Oh dear, what have I done, Scoobychick, you've been here before haven't you.
Yes, too long
04 March 2008, 07:56 PM
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So what size are they?
04 March 2008, 08:02 PM
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17" in anthracite.... nice
04 March 2008, 08:03 PM
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17" in anthracite.... nice
cool
04 March 2008, 08:17 PM
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and the breasticles?
*c'mon, you descibed the ***** in the van, its only right and proper you even up the score...
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04 March 2008, 08:22 PM
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Yes, too long
yes she has...and now they are very long
04 March 2008, 08:26 PM
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with breasts and everything.......
Really? wow, how cool!
Wish I had some - would never leave the buggers alone.
Don't worry about the comment. Jealous etc etc.
04 March 2008, 08:29 PM
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and the breasticles?
*c'mon, you descibed the ***** in the van, its only right and proper you even up the score...
Couldn't possibly comment on my own, as you Men know when you look down and judge your own size things always seems bigger.
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Some men look down and can't see anything due to extreme guttage or shrunken appendage syndrome so just guess
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Some men look down and can't see anything due to extreme guttage or shrunken appendage syndrome so just guess
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PMSL
hovers over the ban button.....
04 March 2008, 08:46 PM
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Some men look down and can't see anything due to extreme guttage or shrunken appendage syndrome so just guess
Do you have the same for your feet??
. When was the last time you saw them ??
Sorry Sal i just had too, the joke was just sat there begging to be used
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Reason: p*ss poor typing
04 March 2008, 08:51 PM
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Do you the same for your feet??
. When was the last time you saw them ??
When I last kicked your ***
04 March 2008, 08:53 PM
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Meanie!!!
04 March 2008, 09:00 PM
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When I last kicked your ***
That's animal cruelty, what did his donkey ever do to you?
04 March 2008, 09:02 PM
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That's animal cruelty, what did his donkey ever do to you?
Could we have a picture of the donkey too?
Breasts and donkeys... sounds like something you'd see in Tijuana
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When I last kicked your ***
Initially I read that as 'when I last kissed your ***'! Apologies my eyes need testing