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02 March 2008, 08:57 PM
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Bloody women, my missus is in her monthly grumpy cow mode, I dropped our eldest off this morning and apparently I was meant to drop the youngest off somewhere else locally when I got back, I dropped in on my uncle seeing as I was passing the door then gothe the snotty phone call about the second delivery, she just put the phone down so I just came back when I was ready, she has been moody all day.
Sits down tonight and I get both barrels for this morning, I apologise but she pushes it and I stomp off for a drive.
She won't have it that she didnt tell me, maybe she did but apparently it was ten o'clock and ruined her mothers day lie in, I could see that if she didnt stay in bed until lunchtime every weekend reading anyway. She also won;t have it she is due on and thats why she is all ratty and grumpy, she will announce her ovulatory status in two days by my calculations.
She has had an easy week, cant see much evidence of housework, has been shopping with her mates 2 days, hairdressers on Friday, had a day off for my return from the States on Tuesday so no work, I bought her a new ring for her birthday (which isnt until May) which cost me a fair few quid.
I wish I could ignore it but she chips away until I lose it and let rip or stomp off.
Sits down tonight and I get both barrels for this morning, I apologise but she pushes it and I stomp off for a drive.
She won't have it that she didnt tell me, maybe she did but apparently it was ten o'clock and ruined her mothers day lie in, I could see that if she didnt stay in bed until lunchtime every weekend reading anyway. She also won;t have it she is due on and thats why she is all ratty and grumpy, she will announce her ovulatory status in two days by my calculations.
She has had an easy week, cant see much evidence of housework, has been shopping with her mates 2 days, hairdressers on Friday, had a day off for my return from the States on Tuesday so no work, I bought her a new ring for her birthday (which isnt until May) which cost me a fair few quid.
I wish I could ignore it but she chips away until I lose it and let rip or stomp off.
02 March 2008, 09:08 PM
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So, watcha gonna do aboutich? 
LOL PMT is bad ****, mate. All us women are guilty of throwing mood swings at that time of the month. If you want serious NSR-ish answer, ask her to take some Evening Primrose Oil capsules. Apparently, they sort the mood swings out etc. But on realistic note, just watch the grounds you walk on, just for that time period. The phase does pass away like a strom. So, shut your senses for that period, and ignore all the moaning. That's all you can do. Good luck.
LOL PMT is bad ****, mate. All us women are guilty of throwing mood swings at that time of the month. If you want serious NSR-ish answer, ask her to take some Evening Primrose Oil capsules. Apparently, they sort the mood swings out etc. But on realistic note, just watch the grounds you walk on, just for that time period. The phase does pass away like a strom. So, shut your senses for that period, and ignore all the moaning. That's all you can do. Good luck.
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02 March 2008, 09:22 PM
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lol i got the same today
did her breakfast in bed, the trimmings, etc,
its my day for getting up with little one, so she had a lie in too boot
came downstairs, and the first thing she did was have a moan that the old settee & chair were in the dining room, (theyve been there since last weekend btw) I,m just waiting to get a trailer from my neighbor to take them down the tip. ( she knows this as well).
she did appolgise later though for having a go
i took the chair and the settee down the tip later its amazing what the old smog monster can get in the back with the seats down
Mart
did her breakfast in bed, the trimmings, etc,
its my day for getting up with little one, so she had a lie in too boot
came downstairs, and the first thing she did was have a moan that the old settee & chair were in the dining room, (theyve been there since last weekend btw) I,m just waiting to get a trailer from my neighbor to take them down the tip. ( she knows this as well).
she did appolgise later though for having a go
i took the chair and the settee down the tip later
its amazing what the old smog monster can get in the back with the seats down Mart
02 March 2008, 10:11 PM
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Never suffered from it myself. His nibs sighs with relief
J4CKO, best to just leave her to it and try not to rise to it. If it gets too much, tell her
J4CKO, best to just leave her to it and try not to rise to it. If it gets too much, tell her
02 March 2008, 10:36 PM
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A man gives blood to his girlfriends life.
They later split up and he asks for it back.
She throws him used tampax and says I pay you back
monthly you b4stard.
..............................................
Imagine the stench. Jeez.
Lord Shrek of Bath....... May the fruit of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman, tonight ! Blob or not
They later split up and he asks for it back.
She throws him used tampax and says I pay you back
monthly you b4stard.
..............................................
Imagine the stench. Jeez.
Lord Shrek of Bath....... May the fruit of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman, tonight ! Blob or not
02 March 2008, 10:40 PM
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A man gives blood to his girlfriends life.
They later split up and he asks for it back.
She throws him used tampax and says I pay you back
monthly you b4stard.
..............................................
Imagine the stench. Jeez.
Lord Shrek of Bath....... May the fruit of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman, tonight ! Blob or not
They later split up and he asks for it back.
She throws him used tampax and says I pay you back
monthly you b4stard.
..............................................
Imagine the stench. Jeez.
Lord Shrek of Bath....... May the fruit of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman, tonight ! Blob or not
03 March 2008, 12:52 AM
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03 March 2008, 01:00 AM
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When it comes to women ranting, I have this magic "Off" switch in my head.
Its a bit like the mute button on the TV remote.
It doesn't help one bit, as they get even more angry at my blank bemused expression....especially afterwards when she expects me to say something and I just raise one eyebrow and say "oh Really?" Then shrug my shoulders.
Normally by then she gives up and storms off, then I sit back and carry on watching the TV.
Its a bit like the mute button on the TV remote.
It doesn't help one bit, as they get even more angry at my blank bemused expression....especially afterwards when she expects me to say something and I just raise one eyebrow and say "oh Really?" Then shrug my shoulders.
Normally by then she gives up and storms off, then I sit back and carry on watching the TV.
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03 March 2008, 07:28 AM
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me and nat have been similar of recent.
as she had that operation on her "flower" over xmas, her "time on the month" was irregular for about 6 weeks afterwards.
so you could imagine some of the arguments we had. it was like living with a pregnant woman
really bit inot one another, but it usually ended up with nat apologising after i drift off into a sulk when shes said something personal and genuinely upset me. shes admitted that sometimes she says horrible things just to get a reaction. as a rule i keep my hands to myself and find something constructive to take my anger out on.
but more recently shes been much better, plus with the pill she takes, one "time of the month" every three months now. its like a gas bill, you only get one crappy week quarterly
as she had that operation on her "flower" over xmas, her "time on the month" was irregular for about 6 weeks afterwards.
so you could imagine some of the arguments we had. it was like living with a pregnant woman
really bit inot one another, but it usually ended up with nat apologising after i drift off into a sulk when shes said something personal and genuinely upset me. shes admitted that sometimes she says horrible things just to get a reaction. as a rule i keep my hands to myself and find something constructive to take my anger out on.but more recently shes been much better, plus with the pill she takes, one "time of the month" every three months now. its like a gas bill, you only get one crappy week quarterly
03 March 2008, 12:22 PM
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I reckon we just put them in a mental insitutution for a week.
Its stange how nature has made was looks an extrernal fairly simple organ the only visible sign of a very complicated and fragile system housed within, it seesm to me that your average "Flower" requires more maintence than an
F1 car, I mean, all that once a month and then every year nip in to get it looked at, or the MOT MOT as I call it. Oh and it gets a trim occasionally if the skirt is short enough that "trailing vines" may be visible.
Its stange how nature has made was looks an extrernal fairly simple organ the only visible sign of a very complicated and fragile system housed within, it seesm to me that your average "Flower" requires more maintence than an
F1 car, I mean, all that once a month and then every year nip in to get it looked at, or the MOT MOT as I call it. Oh and it gets a trim occasionally if the skirt is short enough that "trailing vines" may be visible.
03 March 2008, 12:24 PM
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I reckon we just put them in a mental insitutution for a week.
Its stange how nature has made was looks an extrernal fairly simple organ the only visible sign of a very complicated and fragile system housed within, it seesm to me that your average "Flower" requires more maintence than an
F1 car, I mean, all that once a month and then every year nip in to get it looked at, or the MOT MOT as I call it. Oh and it gets a trim occasionally if the skirt is short enough that "trailing vines" may be visible.
Its stange how nature has made was looks an extrernal fairly simple organ the only visible sign of a very complicated and fragile system housed within, it seesm to me that your average "Flower" requires more maintence than an
F1 car, I mean, all that once a month and then every year nip in to get it looked at, or the MOT MOT as I call it. Oh and it gets a trim occasionally if the skirt is short enough that "trailing vines" may be visible.
you on drugs in eeengleesh please jacko.
03 March 2008, 01:12 PM
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Bloody women, my missus is in her monthly grumpy cow mode, I dropped our eldest off this morning and apparently I was meant to drop the youngest off somewhere else locally when I got back, I dropped in on my uncle seeing as I was passing the door then gothe the snotty phone call about the second delivery, she just put the phone down so I just came back when I was ready, she has been moody all day.
Sits down tonight and I get both barrels for this morning, I apologise but she pushes it and I stomp off for a drive.
She won't have it that she didnt tell me, maybe she did but apparently it was ten o'clock and ruined her mothers day lie in, I could see that if she didnt stay in bed until lunchtime every weekend reading anyway. She also won;t have it she is due on and thats why she is all ratty and grumpy, she will announce her ovulatory status in two days by my calculations.
She has had an easy week, cant see much evidence of housework, has been shopping with her mates 2 days, hairdressers on Friday, had a day off for my return from the States on Tuesday so no work, I bought her a new ring for her birthday (which isnt until May) which cost me a fair few quid.
I wish I could ignore it but she chips away until I lose it and let rip or stomp off.
Sits down tonight and I get both barrels for this morning, I apologise but she pushes it and I stomp off for a drive.
She won't have it that she didnt tell me, maybe she did but apparently it was ten o'clock and ruined her mothers day lie in, I could see that if she didnt stay in bed until lunchtime every weekend reading anyway. She also won;t have it she is due on and thats why she is all ratty and grumpy, she will announce her ovulatory status in two days by my calculations.
She has had an easy week, cant see much evidence of housework, has been shopping with her mates 2 days, hairdressers on Friday, had a day off for my return from the States on Tuesday so no work, I bought her a new ring for her birthday (which isnt until May) which cost me a fair few quid.
I wish I could ignore it but she chips away until I lose it and let rip or stomp off.
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03 March 2008, 10:58 PM
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Went down like a concrete parachute
