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23 January 2002, 02:09 PM
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>>>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>>>Yes = No
>>>No = Yes
>>>Maybe = No
>>>I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
>>>We need = I want
>>>It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
>>>Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
>>>We need to talk = I need to complain
>>>Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
>>>I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
>>>You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lo
>>>You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>>>about??
>>>Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
>>>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
>>>How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're
>>>really not
>>>going to like
>>>I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
>>>game on
>>>TV
>>>Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
>>>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
>>>Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
Is that true or what?
Joan.
[Edited by JoanUK300 - 1/23/2002 2:09:30 PM]
>>>Yes = No
>>>No = Yes
>>>Maybe = No
>>>I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
>>>We need = I want
>>>It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
>>>Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
>>>We need to talk = I need to complain
>>>Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
>>>I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
>>>You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lo
>>>You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
>>>about??
>>>Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
>>>Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
>>>How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're
>>>really not
>>>going to like
>>>I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good
>>>game on
>>>TV
>>>Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
>>>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
>>>Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
Is that true or what?
Joan.
[Edited by JoanUK300 - 1/23/2002 2:09:30 PM]
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> 10. Cats' facial expressions.
> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> 7. Fat clothes.
> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
> 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
> 3. Eyelash curlers.
> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
> 1. OTHER WOMEN
Not sure I understand no.4 though!
Joan.
> 10. Cats' facial expressions.
> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> 7. Fat clothes.
> 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
> 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
> 3. Eyelash curlers.
> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
> 1. OTHER WOMEN
Not sure I understand no.4 though!
Joan.
24 January 2002, 11:33 AM
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Why do women say they dont understand men? They are not hard to figure out. There isnt much on our minds:
yes=yes
no=no
food
sex
sport
thats all, not too difficult
yes=yes
no=no
food
sex
sport
thats all, not too difficult
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