JoanUK300

MEN'S ENGLISH:
>>>I'm hungry = I'm hungry
>>>I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
>>>I'm tired = I'm tired
>>>Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex
>>>with you
>>>Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex
>>>with you
>>>Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
>>>you
>>>May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
>>>Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>>>You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
>>>What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
>>>I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
>>>I love you = Let's have sex now
>>>I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
>>>Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
>>>deep person
>>>and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
>>>Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
>>>with
>>>other guys
>>>I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am
>>>gay.


Joan.

Kosy

iTrader: (2)

ho ho

DAC

come on Joan - I've kept enough of your posts at the top.

When you going to have sex with me ?

I think I've put the work in now.

InvisibleMan

So Joan,

Can I call you sometime, perhaps you would like to go to a movie with me then can I take you out to dinner? we can talk about anything you want...

JoanUK300

Only if you put me on your car insurance!


Joan.

Kosy

iTrader: (2)

Aye that'll be the day!