Vernon Kaye..the new Jamie Oliver?

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25 February 2008, 09:46 PM

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Vernon Kaye..the new Jamie Oliver?

words cannot describe my hatred for this lanky streak of pi55! how does he get so much exposure on tv and radio?? blatant plugs for him his missus, family, and showbiz mates on his radio one weekend shows(even for his itv work), he rips off other peoples act to disguise he doesnt have one himself!
patronising, gurning at every camera opportunity, unfunny, desperate!

please dont say im the only one he hates this gangly fukka?

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25 February 2008, 09:48 PM

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He is just as annoying as Terry Christian and thats saying somat, they both have irritating voices and are talentless.

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25 February 2008, 09:50 PM

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I can't stand him either...northern numpty

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25 February 2008, 09:52 PM

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It shows that by performing on the casting couch, you can still go places...

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26 February 2008, 09:20 AM

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But you'd still do his wife though

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26 February 2008, 09:34 AM

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I've always admired his hair best...

It's odd that Vernon likes to model himself on Bruce Forsyth whilst his missus spends 3 months each year working with the old billygoat himself. Do you think that that enormous 80 year old chin somehow tickles Tess in a way that poor Vernon can only dream of?

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26 February 2008, 09:59 AM

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I'd rather listen to him than Edith 'Amazin, get in' Bowman any day of the week

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26 February 2008, 10:02 AM

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i'd push both of them under the nearest bus, might throw in Jo "too cool for school" whiley aswell just for good measure.

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26 February 2008, 10:03 AM

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i'd push both of them under the nearest bus, might throw in Jo "too cool for school" whiley aswell just for good measure.

I'd pay to watch that

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26 February 2008, 10:04 AM

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his voice annoys the **** out of me!

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26 February 2008, 10:18 AM

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I'd pay to watch that

Group Buy?

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26 February 2008, 12:43 PM

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Vern's a good lad

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26 February 2008, 12:56 PM

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Annoying ****. Jamie Oliver doesn't bother me these days

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26 February 2008, 02:31 PM

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vernon is well funny imo, far better than fatbarstood moyles and edith boreman

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26 February 2008, 04:13 PM

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Group Buy?

Take paypal?

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26 February 2008, 04:19 PM

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Take paypal?

seeing as its for a good cause, yeh

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26 February 2008, 04:22 PM

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Hate him with a passion. But have to admit he was quite funny on "Thank God Your Here" hosted by the genuinely funny Paul Merton

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26 February 2008, 06:49 PM

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i'd push both of them under the nearest bus, might throw in Jo "too cool for school" whiley aswell just for good measure.

chuck in them annoying cvnts dick(head) and dom and sara i love my own voice *** and i think you are on to something there

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26 February 2008, 07:18 PM

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chuck in them annoying cvnts dick(head) and dom and sara i love my own voice *** and i think you are on to something there

your on!

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26 February 2008, 07:20 PM

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chuck in them annoying cvnts dick(head) and dom and sara i love my own voice *** and i think you are on to something there

Good call!

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26 February 2008, 08:27 PM

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I used to work up in lancashire a couple of yeas ago and he was a regular DJ on one of the popular local radio stations; not the imfamous Chroley FM I might ad (coming in oyur ears etc..haha.

Well no DJ has ever made me feel suicidal before (and within minutes of listening to his drivel) He just plays on his accent and is absolutely dire and talentless. I cannot stand the bloke on radio or TV.

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26 February 2008, 09:45 PM

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Hey, this thread reminds me of the " hated celebrities" site! I dont think it exists any more but used to have a laugh reading (and posting!) comments on "celebrities" that pissed you off!
I also think Vernon Kayes a pr1ck as well
Also, cant stand that a55hole who does the crap BT ads. Think his names Chris Marshall. In the ad , hes the weak, submissive "man" and he shacks up with some smug, self-righteous bird. Irritating as hell.
Who do you hate???!!!!!!!!!