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23 January 2002, 09:28 AM
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For those of you who don't read the letters page in the Daily
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This is a true story in (Letters) Daily Mail. (Thurs)
Going to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said " I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now because I've shot them."
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red handed.
One of the officers said "I thought you said you'd shot them." To which I replied "I thought you said there was no one available."
mail...
This is a true story in (Letters) Daily Mail. (Thurs)
Going to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said " I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now because I've shot them."
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red handed.
One of the officers said "I thought you said you'd shot them." To which I replied "I thought you said there was no one available."
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