JoanUK300

Men are like.....Floor Tiles......If you lay them right the first time,
you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like.....Bank Accounts......Without a lot of money, they don't
generate much interest.
Men are like.....Blenders......You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Men are like.....Coffee......The best ones are rich, warm,
and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials......You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers......Hard to figure out and never have enough
memory.
Men are like....Coolers......Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers.....You need them for reproduction, but that's
about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.....They're always hot, and they're always
in your hair.
Men are like.....Government bonds.....They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels.....They're easy to walk on once you get the
hang of it.
Men are like.....Mascara.....They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like.....Parking spots....The good ones are already taken and the
ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like.....Popcorn....They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snow storms.....You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long they will last.
Men are like.....Bank Machines....Once they withdraw, they lose interest.
Men are like......Bananas.....The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like....Newborn babies.....They're cute at first, but you get
tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like..... Laxatives.....They irritate the **** out of you.



Joan.

bug-eyed wonder

just how many men have you had to get such a long list!