For the men (re.joanUK3)
22 January 2002, 05:31 PM
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Not meant to offend you ladies - merely keep you in your place.
got to go - wifes got dinner ready.
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q: How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, let the b?tch cook in the dark.
Q: What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
A: One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing, she's been told twice already.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it!
Q: 15/ What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
got to go - wifes got dinner ready.
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q: How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, let the b?tch cook in the dark.
Q: What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
A: One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing, she's been told twice already.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it!
Q: 15/ What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
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