Borat_Drives_A_Scooby

I was at a customers today when a scouser came over for a chat, can anyone translate this lot into the queens english for us ?

"Alright lar, whats de crack"

Was he asking if i sold crack ?

HUDDERS1

alright mate what's going on?

hectic

yes

HTH

Prasius

iTrader: (1)

He was asking if your okay/how things were with you.

Alternately spelt as Craic in its Gaelic form.

jaytc2003

iTrader: (1)

if he said it aggresively he was saying "alright mate, you got a fecking problem" He was literally lulling you by starting off with the mate bit, so you sor of relax, he then silently threatens you.

STi-Frenchie

And then you find your car is sitting on bricks

Borat_Drives_A_Scooby

Why didn`t he just ask me that followed by a firm handshake instead of that mumbo jumbo nonsense he used that he probably thinks is cool ?

jaytc2003

iTrader: (1)

unless he was in a really bad mood in which case it would either
1:-be on fire
2:-be missing

jods

STi-Frenchie

That is so funny!!!

Borat_Drives_A_Scooby

Leaving cars on bricks so 90`s, scousers have moved upmarket now.

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

back to the attacking Scousers again..

Did make me laugh though

"I was at a customers today when a scouser came over for a chat, can anyone translate this lot into the queens english for us ?"

Fantastic use of the "Queens" English there !