Why out drinking you can hold that first pi$$ for ages, then as soon as you go... bang you cant hold back, every 2 minutes

 

When you start off you're empty, then you get full, then every drink in equals a drink out.

Either that or you're a bird.

 

It is strange that you can hold it for so long, but once you go, you spend more time in the loo, than the bar.

Maybe the more drunkard you get, the less bladder control you have

 

Same here can drink for ages no probs first pee and it's every few minutes....

 

Not an uncommon phenomenon, that's why it's known as breaking the seal

 

Fannys. Hold it all in, more drinking time

Just dont **** the bed after

 

How do you know about the peeing habits of a bird, do you own a parrot
It's the same for us wimmins, we hang on as long a poss, because the minute you go, you are doomed to spend the rest of the night in the lav

 

Breaking the seal...

 

Nothing stopping me taking my drink with me

 

smashing the sea lion

 

only cos you go in pairs and rabbit in there

 

Needs one to go the the lav and one to go to the bar May as well chat near the pot, less rushing

 

Double ended rampant?

 

rushing? gushing?

 

always one that lowers the tone, might as well be you ,eh, Dave

 

Someone has to try and get the thread moving the direction you guys intended it too whilst trying to avoid infractions

 

this 'was' a serious semi- medical disussion about the complex workings of the male bladder under the influence of alcohol induced over filling.. dunno what YOU thought it was, Dave

 

Me? I never suggested Gushing or Rushing... Maybe I just have a wild imagination.... S'pose thats what happens when I interact with the likes of you

 

Nope
gazza made a very valid comment.
We go in pairs as it takes longer, we don't have the benfit of standing at a trough and secretly looking at the competition
We have a bit of privacy and usually only two bogs for about 1000 wimmins

 

Urban Dictionary: break the seal

 

Serious answer from what I remember: Alcohol is a diuretic but it takes a certain amount to have an effect and it gets diluted by the other water that is in your body. When you reach that 'turning point' you go to the toilet then come back, drink more alchohol which increases the diuretic effect and off you go again ... and off you continue until you are dehydrated, dizzy and generally not in a good state.

Steve

 

I think boxst means pi55ed

 

well, i've stopped pissing now off for some utter cr@p child portion of microwaved hotel food.

 

I like to think of it like Pringles

"Once you pop, you cant stop"

 

On lads nights out, I am known to my friends as Captain Slackbladder

I often get the word Slackbladder sung to me to the tune of Blackadder.
Which is nice

 

The seal can be re-instated. Go out on the rip with a few of your mates. Pints only and everyone buys a round. Thereafter, everytime someone goes to the bog, they have to buy a round. (Careful - if you are really mean and strong willed, you could **** yourself on the way to the bog - your bladder can hold far more sitting down - once it reaches the point of no return and you stand up to go, there will be about 2 pints of **** with nowhere to go.... also, do this in a pub that doesn't usually have a queue as this can take your strategy out of your own hands)

 

I find if you hold the first one in for as long as you can, the next times are more delayed. Works for me

 

I thinks its psychlogical. Once you have a pee, it knows you are near a bog! Its like when you are dying for one it gets worse the closer you get to the nearest bog!

Les