Tam the bam

.. the man who sold us it looked really dodgy, we gave him the cash and shook hands, but he kept perving at the wife as she was still in her nurses uniform, there was nowt I could do due to having a broken leg due to some nitwit boy racer running me over in a Subaru Impreza Anyhoo wife was driving home in the new Rover, then seller starts winking at her in a provocative manner, I told her to hit the accelerator (little did she know she was in reverse) she hit a lamp post hard, then seller started running towards the car un-buttoning his fly as he ran, we screeched away leaving the back window in bits all over the street!

Sonic'