Work these ones out
11 December 2007, 09:05 PM
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Work these ones out
Can you cry under water ?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated... instead of just murdered ?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What SORT OF disease did THE cured ham actually have ?
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How is it that we put A man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like.... every two hours ?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change ? They're going to see you BUTT naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from...?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
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Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why ON EARTH did you just try singing OR HUMMING the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated... instead of just murdered ?
_____
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?
_____
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
_____
What SORT OF disease did THE cured ham actually have ?
_____
How is it that we put A man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
_____
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like.... every two hours ?
_____
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?
_____
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
_____
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?
_____
Why do doctors leave the room while you change ? They're going to see you BUTT naked anyway.
_____
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?
_____
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
_____
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from...?
_____
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?
_____
Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
_____
Why ON EARTH did you just try singing OR HUMMING the two songs above?
_____
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt?
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11 December 2007, 09:31 PM
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Ok I'll try!
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Can you cry under water ? Yes you just don't get a slagging off from your mates as they can't see the tears!
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated... instead of just murdered ?Does it really matter they are both deed
_____
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?No you are naked so if you feel embarrassed about dong size, you're fooked!
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Cost cutting/corner cutting!
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What SORT OF disease did THE cured ham actually have ?Mad pig disease, obviously.
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How is it that we put A man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?We haven't actually put a man on the moon yet?!
_____
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like.... every two hours ?It means they shat themselves in their sleep.
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?Yes
_____
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Never been in a movie, but have been on the TV, I broke it though
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?So they can work out how long it'll take to hit the ground!
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change ? They're going to see you BUTT naked anyway.They need a ****!
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?That is confusing as ******* are plural and the ***** is singular!
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Buy a decent toaster, the scoobynetters will reccomend one
_____
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from...? Babies obviously.
_____
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?Of course!
_____
Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?They do cos Status quo wrote them both
_____
Why ON EARTH did you just try singing OR HUMMING the two songs above?I didn't only spankers do that kinda thing
_____
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt? Cos an asteroid up yer **** could be fatal
Yes I'm bored tonight!!
#1 (permalink)
Can you cry under water ? Yes you just don't get a slagging off from your mates as they can't see the tears!
_____
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated... instead of just murdered ?Does it really matter they are both deed
_____
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?No you are naked so if you feel embarrassed about dong size, you're fooked!
_____
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Cost cutting/corner cutting!
_____
What SORT OF disease did THE cured ham actually have ?Mad pig disease, obviously.
_____
How is it that we put A man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?We haven't actually put a man on the moon yet?!
_____
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like.... every two hours ?It means they shat themselves in their sleep.
_____
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?Yes
_____
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Never been in a movie, but have been on the TV, I broke it though
_____
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?So they can work out how long it'll take to hit the ground!
_____
Why do doctors leave the room while you change ? They're going to see you BUTT naked anyway.They need a ****!
_____
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?That is confusing as ******* are plural and the ***** is singular!
_____
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Buy a decent toaster, the scoobynetters will reccomend one
_____
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from...? Babies obviously.
_____
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?Of course!
_____
Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?They do cos Status quo wrote them both
_____
Why ON EARTH did you just try singing OR HUMMING the two songs above?I didn't only spankers do that kinda thing
_____
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt? Cos an asteroid up yer **** could be fatal
Yes I'm bored tonight!!
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