It had to happen - Mohammed the Bear is for sale
01 December 2007, 04:17 PM
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It had to happen - Mohammed the Bear is for sale
This will make you chuckle.
Mohamed Teddy bear on eBay, also, Other Bears, Bears, Dolls Bears (end time 09-Dec-07 14:06:25 GMT)
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he's sure going to make a prophet outa that teddy 
you slay me
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01 December 2007, 10:05 PM
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SUDAN was facing international sanctions last night after hacking off the little paws of a three year-old teddy bear.
The cuddly toy was found guilty of blasphemy after taking the name of the prophet Muhammad, in defiance of the country's strict Islamic teddy-bear naming laws.
A spokesman for the Sudanese ministry of justice defended the sentence, adding: "This is an act of mercy.
"Our laws demand that blashpeming toys be stripped to their underwear and stoned to death before their bodies are thrown into the desert as an afternoon snack for the vultures.
"By removing only the paws of this infidel we are demonstrating great restraint. This is a gesture of goodwill to you Western devils and your pornographic governments."
He added: "How would you react if your child named a teddy bear after Jesus, John the Baptist or even Tom Hanks?
"Would you not decapitate the toy, thrash the child and throw the teacher off a cliff to be devoured by ravenous killer whales?"
The United Nations and Amnesty International have called for the release of more than 2500 cuddly toys imprisoned without trial since early September.
A UN spokesman added: "Of course, some may argue there is no point in us keeping all these Sudanese children alive if they can't even think of a legal name for a teddy bear."
The bear was named following a classroom vote, with 'Muhammad' chosen ahead of 'Paddington', 'Baloo' and 'Al-Hassan, the Terrible Golden Sword of Righteousness'.
The cuddly toy was found guilty of blasphemy after taking the name of the prophet Muhammad, in defiance of the country's strict Islamic teddy-bear naming laws.
A spokesman for the Sudanese ministry of justice defended the sentence, adding: "This is an act of mercy.
"Our laws demand that blashpeming toys be stripped to their underwear and stoned to death before their bodies are thrown into the desert as an afternoon snack for the vultures.
"By removing only the paws of this infidel we are demonstrating great restraint. This is a gesture of goodwill to you Western devils and your pornographic governments."
He added: "How would you react if your child named a teddy bear after Jesus, John the Baptist or even Tom Hanks?
"Would you not decapitate the toy, thrash the child and throw the teacher off a cliff to be devoured by ravenous killer whales?"
The United Nations and Amnesty International have called for the release of more than 2500 cuddly toys imprisoned without trial since early September.
A UN spokesman added: "Of course, some may argue there is no point in us keeping all these Sudanese children alive if they can't even think of a legal name for a teddy bear."
The bear was named following a classroom vote, with 'Muhammad' chosen ahead of 'Paddington', 'Baloo' and 'Al-Hassan, the Terrible Golden Sword of Righteousness'.
02 December 2007, 12:22 AM
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The cheek of it, i wouldn`t trust this teddy bear one bit. You will get it home and hear an unzipping noise at the back of the teddy where about 20 illegal imigrants climb out of the back of it and straight into a nicely furnished council house.
First it was sneeking into the country in lorries and now this.
First it was sneeking into the country in lorries and now this.
02 December 2007, 08:04 AM
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LMAO.... some of the questions... Kids wondered what I was laughing at....
Quality... British humour at its best....
Quality... British humour at its best....
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