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Old 30 November 2007, 05:26 PM
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Why is it they have to use those UV lights, whats wrong with normal lights

Do the UV lights show germs or something ?
Old 30 November 2007, 05:29 PM
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Old 30 November 2007, 05:30 PM
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Last time i was in hospital they had no lighting at all.........was up north though
Old 30 November 2007, 05:31 PM
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UV lights show up if you have pi55ed yourself - it helps the Nurses detect a leaking bag/person.
Old 30 November 2007, 05:32 PM
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UV lights will normally show up traces of drug use/misuse (same reason they also uuse these type of lights in bars/pubs/clubs nowadays
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It's because trying to find a vein under UV light is virtually impossible, so it's to stop druggies.
Old 30 November 2007, 05:34 PM
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How can UV show drugs use ?.

I thought they used UV in clubs so ugly birds look like tanned super-babes.
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UV light can pick up coke hectic

how ??

and pot ??
Old 30 November 2007, 05:45 PM
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UV light is used to deter heroin addicts

The UV light makes it practically impossible for people injecting heroin to locate their veins.
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Thats smack
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i always thought it was to give you a healthy sun tanned look so you would go home early
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Who's "Charlie"?
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Originally Posted by pslewis
UV lights show up if you have pi55ed yourself - it helps the Nurses detect a leaking bag/person.
Some say that you are the man to know about that

Les
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I'm surprsied you had to ask Sonic.

Picture the scene........


Blond petite Nurse: Good god, check out that guy walking up the corridor.

Consultant Gynaecologist: LOL bloody hell, what a ****-knocker, he's as white as a ginger birds ****.

Blond petite Nurse: Yes, your absolutely right Mr Singh, he definitely looks like a blood donor who couldn't say no.

Consultant Gynaecologist: You saucy minx, you! He'd make an albino look bronze.

Blond petite nurse: So what do you suggest Mr Singh? he looks quite ill

Consultant Gynaecologist: Have the maintenance man fit some extra bright lighting in the bog, that should do the trick.

Blond petite nurse: Good thinking Mr Singh, he goes in looking like Casper, comes out looking like John Barnes.

Consultant Gynaecologist: Exactly, your place or mine tonight?

Blonde petite nurse: **** off you perv





DJ Vinyl Ritchie.............Or a fortnight in Gran Canaria is another option
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Originally Posted by Enigma
It's because trying to find a vein under UV light is virtually impossible, so it's to stop druggies.
Correct.
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
I'm surprsied you had to ask Sonic.

Picture the scene........


Blond petite Nurse: Good god, check out that guy walking up the corridor.

Consultant Gynaecologist: LOL bloody hell, what a ****-knocker, he's as white as a ginger birds ****.

Blond petite Nurse: Yes, your absolutely right Mr Singh, he definitely looks like a blood donor who couldn't say no.

Consultant Gynaecologist: You saucy minx, you! He'd make an albino look bronze.

Blond petite nurse: So what do you suggest Mr Singh? he looks quite ill

Consultant Gynaecologist: Have the maintenance man fit some extra bright lighting in the bog, that should do the trick.

Blond petite nurse: Good thinking Mr Singh, he goes in looking like Casper, comes out looking like John Barnes.

Consultant Gynaecologist: Exactly, your place or mine tonight?

Blonde petite nurse: **** off you perv





DJ Vinyl Ritchie.............Or a fortnight in Gran Canaria is another option

LOL i cried whit laughter there bro...nice one


Ameen tae thae n peace oot bro
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