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Hospital Toilets
Why is it they have to use those UV lights, whats wrong with normal lights
Do the UV lights show germs or something ? |
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^ :wonder:
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Last time i was in hospital they had no lighting at all.........was up north though:D
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UV lights show up if you have pi55ed yourself - it helps the Nurses detect a leaking bag/person.
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UV lights will normally show up traces of drug use/misuse (same reason they also uuse these type of lights in bars/pubs/clubs nowadays
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It's because trying to find a vein under UV light is virtually impossible, so it's to stop druggies.
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How can UV show drugs use ?.
I thought they used UV in clubs so ugly birds look like tanned super-babes. |
UV light can pick up coke hectic:wonder: :wonder:
how ?? and pot ?? |
UV light is used to deter heroin addicts
The UV light makes it practically impossible for people injecting heroin to locate their veins. |
Thats smack :(
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i always thought it was to give you a healthy sun tanned look so you would go home early
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Who's "Charlie"?
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Originally Posted by pslewis
(Post 7450434)
UV lights show up if you have pi55ed yourself - it helps the Nurses detect a leaking bag/person.
Les |
I'm surprsied you had to ask Sonic.
Picture the scene........ Blond petite Nurse: Good god, check out that guy walking up the corridor. Consultant Gynaecologist: LOL bloody hell, what a c0ck-knocker, he's as white as a ginger birds ar5e. Blond petite Nurse: Yes, your absolutely right Mr Singh, he definitely looks like a blood donor who couldn't say no. Consultant Gynaecologist: You saucy minx, you! He'd make an albino look bronze. Blond petite nurse: So what do you suggest Mr Singh? he looks quite ill Consultant Gynaecologist: Have the maintenance man fit some extra bright lighting in the bog, that should do the trick. Blond petite nurse: Good thinking Mr Singh, he goes in looking like Casper, comes out looking like John Barnes. Consultant Gynaecologist: Exactly, your place or mine tonight? Blonde petite nurse: feck off you perv DJ Vinyl Ritchie.............Or a fortnight in Gran Canaria is another option :thumb: |
Originally Posted by Enigma
(Post 7450436)
It's because trying to find a vein under UV light is virtually impossible, so it's to stop druggies.
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
(Post 7452234)
I'm surprsied you had to ask Sonic.
Picture the scene........ Blond petite Nurse: Good god, check out that guy walking up the corridor. Consultant Gynaecologist: LOL bloody hell, what a c0ck-knocker, he's as white as a ginger birds ar5e. Blond petite Nurse: Yes, your absolutely right Mr Singh, he definitely looks like a blood donor who couldn't say no. Consultant Gynaecologist: You saucy minx, you! He'd make an albino look bronze. Blond petite nurse: So what do you suggest Mr Singh? he looks quite ill Consultant Gynaecologist: Have the maintenance man fit some extra bright lighting in the bog, that should do the trick. Blond petite nurse: Good thinking Mr Singh, he goes in looking like Casper, comes out looking like John Barnes. Consultant Gynaecologist: Exactly, your place or mine tonight? Blonde petite nurse: feck off you perv DJ Vinyl Ritchie.............Or a fortnight in Gran Canaria is another option :thumb: LOL i cried whit laughter there bro...nice one Ameen tae thae n peace oot bro |
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